MarkiplierXreader smut (DISCONTINUED!!)

You did what?!?! (This one is kinda funny)

(i have nothing against homosexual people, but in this scenario, Mark isn't gay, so it's funny) 

I woke up in annoyance, and began getting ready for school. I walked down the stairs, and waited for Mark to hurry up so he wasn't late. 

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When the day was over, i sat at the table doing my homework while Mark made dinner. Today felt so dull. He had only spoken to me 3 times, and two of them were in school. "Mark, are you okay? You've hardly spoken to me at all." "I'm fine. I'm very stressed. Can we have some 'fun' tonight?" "After we eat. What's got you stressed?" "Nothing." i could tell by every movement he was making, that he was more than stressed. He seemed tense. He seemed frustrated, or nervous. "Why are you nervous, Mark?" "A-a-a teacher kiss me in the teachers lounge today! I swear it wasn't me!" sadness and anger ran through my body at those words. "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!! WHY WOULD YOU EVER- WHAT HER NAME??!?!" "Actually- his name..." i busted out laughing. My mood just changed within a second. I laughed so hard,  began crying. "Piss off y/n! He was all over me!" I couldn't stop laughing. "This is why you were 'stressed' Mark?" i said, while still laughing. "I'm done. I'm going to go jerk off. Bye!" He said. "You gonna jerk off to that guy that kissed you?!?" i kept laughing. He slammed the door, and i just kept laughing. I heard a couple moans, and then one loud moan. "Ohh gooooddd!" he yelled. "THAT TEACHER MUST REALLY BE TURNING YOU ON HUH?" i laughed out. At this point, i was laughing so hard that i was crying, snorting, and all of the above. "Piss off!" i continued to laugh. He must've been really embarrassed about it, but i really, really didn't care. Funny is funny.