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sOrry about the 200 notifications lolol

u can sacrifice me now to the spam gods

also i guess i'm still giving u more notifications sOrry

bUT I FOUND SO SOMETHING AMAZING

so i was cleaning and i found this

so i was cleaning and i found this

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so ur probably like wtf a stick

ohOhOHO NOT JUST ANY STICK

THIS IS MY STICK

so when i was a little kid i found this ~amazing~ stick out in my back yard. and i was like bOI I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO WITH THIS

you know what i did,,,

i pretended to be a grandpa

iT WAS LIKE MY THING

a 7 year old little girl walking around all day pretending to be a grandpa

so my whole family started to call me grandpa and i'd call them sonnie and stuff and talk in the grandpa voice. it was amazing

i totally forgot about this omg the memories. i'd take it everywhere

i was a really weird kid. okay i remembering all my toys and lAUGHING SO HARD. maybe ill tell more stories of me being a complete weirdo if u guys want.

also this

gUys gUYS GUYS,,,guess what? i have morning wOOD

gUys gUYS GUYS,,,guess what? i have morning wOOD

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HAHAHA IM HILARIOUS

my 7 year old self would be proud.

i'm basically still a 7 year old plus boobs.

tHATs what they call me: a 7 year old plus boobs

aNywAYs bye

sorry for the notifications lololol i'm a horrible human being

bYEE

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