Chapter 28: He Should Stop Taking Penis Enlarging Pills
"Come on you can do it."
"It's so hard."
"Just push it in there."
"It's too big!"
"Want me to help you?"
"No, no it's cool."
"Are you guys even hearing what you're saying right now?" Alex asks, observing me as I desperately try to stuff the large suitcase in the trunk. "No, why?" I say, huffing and pushing the suitcase further into the hole. "Oh my gosh Anthea. Have you no idea why we're laughing?" Alex asks with an eyebrow raised, her mouth formed into a massive grin.
"Anthea, Niall was like "come on you can do it" and then you were like "it's so hard" and he was like "just push it in there" and you were like "it's too big" and he was like "want me to help you" and then you were like "no it's cool". Now do you have and idea so as to why we're laughing?"
I blush, finally pushing in the suitcase as I hop into the bus. The heat never leaves my cheeks as I realise what Alex was trying to imply. Niall was looking at me, grinning like the goof he is as the bus starts to move.
"Okay enough!" I exclaim but to no avail.
This is going to be a long trip.
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"And I've been waiting for this time
To come around
But baby running after you
Is like chasing the clouds"
Zayn sings his solo in perfect harmony with the music. The boys are just beggining their soundcheck with a little warmup, Alex and I seated in the fifth row observing the boys like crazy stalkers.
I close my eyes, soaking in the music. Hearing them in personal seems so different from a radio or my phone speaker. Hearing them more clearly made me realise that they were much better in person and that any speaker wouldn't do them any justice. They sounded perfect. Their voices were smooth like warm milk and butter.
Okay I know, weird comparison but I'm hungry!
As soon as the boys are done with soundcheck I have to ask all them where they keep the food and Niall, my little life saver, led me to the snack table where we both pigged out. Now let me tell you, I'm not one of those girls who eat so much but never gain fat (and I doubt those kinds of girls even exist) so I have to go to gym at least one a week just so I can fit through the door.
"What are we supposed to do before the concert starts in like," I start, glancing at the wall clock "Half an hour?" I ask, my question directed to no one in particular. Niall is the one who answers me though. "I don't know. But I know something worth my while to do." Niall laughs and drags me with him outside the arena, leading me to God knows where.
"Where are we going?" I ask, chuckling as he dragged me across town into a restaurant "I'm hungry." Niall shrugs and sits the both of us on a table, calling for a waiter. The rest of the lads and Alex come in shortly "I thought you guys were here." Alex smirked when she saw Niall's slightly annoyed expression and I giggled, patting the space next to me.
After we were all seated in the desired sequence, we ordered from a slighty cranky waiter, and with her big mouth, Alex said "Geez, you're worser than me on my period. Is it that time of the manth?" Alex raised an eyebrow as the waiter growled and rolled his eyes in return "Excuse me, I know you're a customer here but could you please shut the fuck up and leave me the hell alone? Other than that your order will be ready in a few minutes and most likely will not be served by me."
Alex cupped her hands to her eyes, pretending they were telescopes "Nope. Can't find any fucks to give. Sorry." Alex shrugged as all the boys laughed and I smirked, holding mine in. Very expected behavior, Miss Williams.
The waiter gave another eyeroll and left our table. Alex laughed "Egotistical, conceited asshole. He should stop taking penis enlarging pills. He's already a bigger dick now than he was before. I can tell." At that remark, I burst out laughing as Alex stares at the waiter's reatreating back, glaring daggers.
The waiter, who by now was thorougly annoyed, was right when he said that he wasn't going to be delivering our order. Instead a different waiter, or waitress I should say, came to deliver it to us. "Sorry about my co-worker, he's a bit cranky today." She smiles politely and Alex snorted "I don't understand why you're apologising for him, Karen," Alex reads her name tag and with the small gesture, Karen smiles widely. "He's the conceited bastard with nothing good to do but criticize the customers." Alex rolls her eyes at the memory of the rude waiter and Karen just nods.
"I'm still very sorry about him. He just has a problem today." Karen gives us an apologetic smile and Alex smiles back, exposing her dimples "It's not a problem. Thank you for apologising. You can tell that co-worker of yours that I'm sure the only girl that loves him is his mother." Karen lets out a hearty laugh and nods, smiling "You're right, actually." Shooting us another smile, Karen walks away in search for her co-worker, I assume.
"You're really something, Al." Harry laughs, taking a bite from his food and Alex grins "I know."
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Lovely day to you all!
Sorry if the chapter is pretty boring but it's the best I could do. Anyways, just wanted to tell all of you that the introduction for Fairytale Endings is out so you can add that book to your library (only if you want to though, which I hope you do).
I'll be starting the book next, next Monday. Yes slight change.
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Love lots :) xx
~HSK
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