Rabbits' Nest

DR1 x UT- 01 (Name the Fallen Human - Naegi Makoto)

Makoto Naegi falls into the Underground.

Turns out that his Ultimate HoPe gives him infinite + auto-recovering HP, essentially rendering him invincible.

(A/U: I'll be frank, I needed a LOT of assistance from the Undertale Wiki for this, and I'm not really that into the UT Fandom, so please correct me if I get anything wrong! Also, the HP = HoPe thing was from a previous fanfic I read, which, in turn, stated that the concept was from a tumblr post. The dialogue may or may not be directly taken from the game. Also, all characters are bound to be OOC. Also, Fourth Wall Breakage.)

Flowey be like: Howdy! I'm Flowey! Flowey the Flower! Hmm... You're new to the Underground, aren' tcha? Golly, you must be so confused! Someo-

Naegi: Of course I'm confused! I fell into a hole- Wait what the heck why is a flower talking did I hit my head too hard what is wrong with my luck is Komaeda-senpai's luck contagious help-

Flowey: Ok kid-

Naegi: I'm a highschool freshman. That is definitely enough to qualify as "not a kid".

Flowey: Sheesh, no need to get so snappy over your age! But seriously, someone ought to teach you how things work around here! I guess little old me will have to do. Ready? Here we go! 

-Tutorial session START!-

-Skip to the LOVE pellets (read: bullets (read: Evidence/Truth Bullets))-

Flowey: You want some LOVE, don't you?

Naegi: Um... Hope's more of my thing, no thanks.

Flowey: *Pretends to not hear Naegi* Don't worry, I'll share some with you! Down here, LOVE is shared with little white friendliness pellets!

Naegi: Um what *Flowey shoots his Evidence/Truth Bullets (read: FRIENDLINESS pellets)* AAAHHHHHHH *insinctively ducks due to experience with Class Trials*

Flowey: Hey buddy, you missed them.

Naegi: Sorry, mentally traumatizing experiences involving bullets do that to you. To be honest, I was kind of expecting you to yell "SORE WA CHIGAU YO" or "YOU'VE GOT THAT WRONG" after you sent those bu- I mean, friendliness pellets at me. Do they work like Consent Bullets or something? I know my game technically doesn't have them but I made an appearance in SDR2 and V3 so yeah...

Flowey: Wat? Anyway, let's try again, OK? *Fires a second round of b- I mean, FRIENDLINESS pellets*

Naegi: *Lets second round of bullets hit him**HP goes down by 19* Oh no why did I even trust you?!

Flowey: *Takes a deep breath to prepare himself for his evil monologue*

Naegi: *HP shoots back up to 20 again* Huh. Must be my Ultimate Hope ability acting up again.

Flowey: FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *Prepares unavoidable bullets* THIS TIME, I WILL GET YOU!!!

-Toriel Intervenes. Everything else follows the original script so I'm not going to write that out.-

Toriel be like: I'm sorry child, I can't let you go, the outside is too dangerous...

Naegi: as long as you don't pull a killing game again or try to kill me again you'll be-

Toriel: *shoots firewave*

Naegi: AAAAHH HELPP KIRIGIRI-SAN WHERE ARE YOU *tries to dodge but firewave still nicks the edge of his SOUL*

HP goes down by 4

Toriel: Oh dear... Child, I am so sorry, but this must be done... you cannot leave...

HP shoots up to ridiculously high levels

Naegi:... Um, Mom, can I go now?

Toriel: *Enters Overprotective Mom Mode* No.

Toriel Boss Fight Ensues.

Photoshop Flowey be like: *insert attack here*

Naegi: *dodge*

PF: *insert attack here*

Naegi: *dodge*

repeat above about 10 times before PF gets pissed and launches an undodgeable attack

Naegi: *stands and takes it*

and the HP bar goes down to 1

and shoots back up to an impossibly large number again

PF: what the fuck? Did you hack the game or something? *attacks again*

Naegi: *takes attack with nonchalant face*

Naegi: sorry, Ultimate Hope does that.

PF: *ragequit*

If you listened closely, the sound of Enoshima laughing from beyond her grave somehow penetrates the thick layer of earth and reaches the player's ears.

Enoshima: The sheer despair! How despairing- It's making me come back alive from the sheer hopelessness- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Naegi shivers for no reason, and Toriel seems a little worried about his wellbeing.

To be continued.