Please note that this is a crack oneshot and characters will be OOC to an extent (maybe). This may end up offending some people. If it does, I'm sorry, but it's only for keeping things funny. I don't view the characters in such a way in regular situations, and I hope you understand.
Komaeda, Kano and Ouma get along extemely well due to their annoying lying tendencies.(Celeste is exempt from this because her lies don't make people ridiculously pissed at her and want to throw a table at her most of the time.) They form a gang with the sole purpose of fucking around with people (especially Hinata, Kido, Saihara and Kiibo. The aforementioned victims make an effort to stop them, but fail epically.)
Komaeda (he's going to be OOC I KNOW IT): If you can overcome this despair, you will definitely face the despair that lies ahead with your shining hope (or something like that)!! *insane laughter and hope ranting*
Hinata: Nope, I absolutely refuse to take this shit after Jabberwock Island and all the class trials. I am not listening. Fuck you. *Covers ears, but it doesn't seem to be working well*
Kido: *Is continuously kicking Kano at a fast pace (if you have trouble imagining it, then it's similar to how Crystal from Pokemon Special kicks Gold (from the same series), but multiple times)*
Kano (He's definitely going to be OOC with how damn complex is character is fuck): *somehow pisses Kido off for the thousandth time and seems to be getting kicked, but actually is crouching down and laughing several inches to the left. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD KIDO I CAN SEE YOUR PANTIES FROM THIS ANGLE HAHAHAHAHAHA I SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Ouma: OH MY GOD SAIHARA-CHAN KIIBO-CHAN HELP Kano-chan's getting seriously hurt by Kido-chan! I think he got kicked in his crotch! *Seems to be on the verge of crying*
Saihara: What?! Ouma-kun you're not lying again are you?
Ouma: What? No duh, he's obviously being kicked in the crotch you idiots.
Kiibo: Kido-san! Please stop this at once, it's very painful for Kano-kun (and all the men present)!
*Kido stops kicking Kano due to sympathy/Kiibo's pleas*
Ouma: Aww, Kido-chan, why'd you stop? It was really fun to watch. Also, did you know that he was using his eye power to make it look like you were kicking him, but he's actually chilling over there! *Points at Saihara*
Saihara: Ouma-kun, what the fuck? *Feels Kido's killing intent* OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT *runs out of the house*
*Ouma high fives Kano while Kiibo contemplates whether to sigh in resignation or to chase after Saihara, then decides to press his freeze button to escape the insanity in the room*
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Rabbits' Nest
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