gee: hey
frnkiero: you changed your name
gee: yea
frnkiero: so now youre not gay
gee: no i just like it being short
frnkiero: like your dick??
gee: rude
gee: i'm offended i have a long dick
frnkiero: yea right
gee: shut up
gee: this is weird
gee: i don't even know you
frnkiero: i don't even know you
frnkiero: and i didn't mean it i don't know how long your dick is
gee: longer than yours
frnkiero: just bc im short doesn't mean my dick is shofrt
gee: wtf happenefd with your spelling
frnk: what happened with yours
gee: now you lost the oreo at the end of your name
frnk; it wasn't an oreo
frnk: it was iero
gee: how do you say that??
frnk: i ear oh
gee: oh cool that's cool
frnk: ikr like me
gee: does that make me hotter than you
frnk: shut up
gee: h a h a
frnk: we only started talking yesterday
gee: are you gonna murder me yet then
frnk: no im too small to murder anyone or kidnap anyone
gee: how tall are you
frnk: not saying
gee: now i don't trust you
frnk: im 5'6"
frnk: you??
gee: haha
gee: im taller
frnk: what happened to your grammar and how tall??
gee: 5'9" lol
frnk: screw u
gee: now now
gee: i gmith be gay but i hafve stabdrads
gee: *i might be gay but i have standards
frnk: whatever you just don't like short people
frnk: meanie
gee: am not
frnk: are too
gee: im hungry
frnk: go eat
frnk: i need to eat something to eat too
frnk: cya
gee: cya x
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NO SIGNAL // FRERARD
FanfictionGerard receives a kik from 'frnkiero' and they hit it off right from the very start. SEQUEL COMING SOON
