CS One Shots❤

Bloody Technology

A one shot of Emma trying to help Killian understand the technology of this world.

"Emma! Come here the bloody cooking box is trying to attack me!" Killian yelled from the kitchen.

Upstairs Emma laughed and quickly made her way down to the kitchen where she found Killian standing in front of the stove holding his sword in front of him.

"Thank god swan. Use your magic to destroy it or something!!"

Emma couldn't contain her laughter.

"Killian its just a stove its not evil. Look." She said turning off the stove making the flames disappear.

He lowered his sword confused.

"How did you do that??"

"Its called a button you press it to make things happen. I really need to inform you about all the new technology."

He frowned.

"I still don't understand Swan."

She sighed.

"Here, watch." She grabbed his hand and led him towards the stove.

"You turn this knob to make the fire come and you use the fire to cook things in a pot. Got it so far?" He nodded.

"Ok and then to turn it off you turn the knob the other way again."

His face lit up as he began to play with the knob watching the fire appear and disappear in seconds.

"That's bloody brilliant!"

Emma laughed.

"Come on, you should see how to work a TV."

He furrowed his eyebrows and followed her, disappointed to leave the stove and its wonders.

They sat down on the couch and Emma grabbed the remote.

"You use this, the remote, to control that box." Emma pointed at the TV.

She turned the TV on and Peter Pan came on.

"Then you find what you wanna watch using this button."

She flicked through a few channels before returning to Peter Pan.

"This is the movie about you in this world but we have other things to do so we will watch it later" she said recording the movie.

Killian stared in awe at the TV.

"Its magical!"

This caused Emma to double over in laughter.

"Sure it is. Henry sure thinks so."

"Now come here. I want you to learn how to use your cell phone."

"My talking device?"

"Yes Killian. How many times do I have to tell you its just a phone."

"If you say so love. I still don't understand the bloody thing."

She laughed and took his phone bringing him to the camera.

"This is how you can take pictures. Look you hold it out and press this button. " She sais snapping a selfie of the two.

"I quite like the idea of having you on my phone all the time."

"Then your really gonna like this."

She showed him several other things, Instagram, Snapchat, how to properly text(though it was hard for him with just one hand.), how to call, make lock screens, Youtube, and his favorite thing, Netflix.

Unfortunately for Emma her 200 year old pirate needed to catch up on all the latest shows and he sure intended to.

After Emma had taught him how to use the basic technology in their house she decided to go get Granny's for dinner.

Killian took this time to begin his obsession with Netflix and it's millions of shows.

When Emma came home she heard Killian yelling at something and ran to their room to find him watching Friends screaming at Ross to ask Rachel out.

"Jesus Christ Killian you scared me. I thought you were hurt."

"I am hurt swan! Right here! " He pointed at his heart.

Emma glared at him and plopped down next to him.

"What episode are you on?"

"Season 2 episode 3"

"Oh my god Killian. You have a problem."

"I do not!"

He posted and crossed his arms.

Emma raised her eyebrows.

"I've been gone for three hours doing work and getting dinner and you went through two seasons. Your almost as bad as my dad when he found Glee."

She rolled her eyes.

"Glee? What's that?"

"Its a cheesy but intriguing show about a singing club."

"Huh. That's my next show."

"Oh god."

The two watched friends the rest of the night. And by the rest of the night I mean Emma fell asleep at midnight and Killian stayed up until Emma woke up the next morning.

"Killian! What the heck!?"

He looked over at her with wide eyes.

"Season Five is getting good! Shhhhhhh!"

Emma decided it was time to take things into her own hands. She walked over to Killian and took the remote.

"Swan! What are you doing?"

"Helping you." She paused the show and exited Netflix.

"Im the only one that knows the password, go to sleep and maybe tomorrow I'll let you have it."

He frowned.

"Fine but only if you come lay down with me."

He puckered his lip our and gave her the biggest puppy dog eyes she had ever seen.

"Oh fine. But only because I love you and you have a problem."

"I love you too swan."

Then they both drifted off into a sweet sleep that was well needed....for Killian at least.

Both thankful to be in each others grasp for once and for all.

A/N so this was really short and kinda crappy but after that finale I needed to get my mind off of everything....I'm so confused. No one except for Jarod's departure actually is making since.

Who is this kid and Why is Jen leaving and what are they doing to Snow,Charming, Belle, and Zelena to write them off????? IM SO CONFUSED!!!

anywayssssss I hope you enjoyed Killian being obsessed with Netflix and being taught technology.

Goodnight.❤