Esayria: Sword Era Online

Rich Bastard

"What... in... the... world..." I couldn't believe my four eyes! Sure, Johnny told me he lived in a mansion, but this is pretty much its own country! I bet this has like 30 rooms, 35 restrooms, and god knows how many doorknobs!

I felt a hand on my shoulder and turned to Johnny who had a freaking smirk on his face, "So Gavin, how many banks did I rob now?"

Stop rubbing it in jerk!

"How come you never invited me over?" Seriously though I've spent every afternoon pretty much doing nothing, but homework.

"I did, but you always said you were busy with something." Johnny said as he took his key out and opened the main gate leading to the garden of Eden. There aren't that many gardens, let alone plants, nowadays so I was amazed with the vibrant colors.

Most have been cut down for living space and tall buildings that are really expensive and elegant.

The second I stepped into the place, I was bombarded with the smell of nature, money, and maybe the scent of Johnny's place. The contrast of the blues, grays, and whites from the buildings emphasized the hues of green. "Woah..."

"Dude hurry up! You're freaking slow!"

You just had to ruin it didn't ya?

Johnny literally has paradise right outside his door and he tells me to 'hurry up'? There's even a mini waterfall with a little pond and all with koi fish in there... KOI FISH!

Lucky rich fat bastard.

*Meow*

Cat. Must. Find. It.

*Meow*

Where are you little buddy?

At the base of the waterfall was a fuzzy white feline carelessly staring at the koi fish that swam by it. I must pet it.

"Hey kitty... You look so fuzzy..." I walked on a stone path to the point where I was like 5 feet away from the cute creature.

"I said hurry up Gavin!" NO! Little cotton ball ran off the second it heard Johnny's annoying scream!

I returned to the main path that leads to the entrance and Johnny was already at the door eating fries.

Where did he even get those fries?!?

I wasn't even near him when I let my frustration pour like that little waterfall over there, "What the heck man?!? I was this close to petting the white fluff ball. THIS CLOSE! And you had to go ruin it with your nasty voice! Why don't you just go do me a favor and drown yourself with the koi fish!"

"Wow... what's with the attitude Gavin?" What's with the attitude? What's with your fat body?

I so could've ended Johnny's will to live.

Gavin 1 Johnny 0

Of course I didn't say that because I'm such a nice guy, so I mocked him instead, "WhAt's WitH tHe AttItuDe gaViN?"

Gavin 2 Johnny 0

Johnny couldn't even say what he gonna say with a straight face because he started hysterically laughing his weak lungs out.

"How bout you get a Dad first to help you fix that attitude!"

Gavin 2 Johnny .5

I just stood there with a wtf face. It didn't really bother me you know.... probably because I just got used to that remark, not because I'm close to that guy.