Little volleyball dorks [Haikyuu!!]

What if

Kuroo: Hey guys I saw this post on Facebook saying "What if a person shoots you at 160cm, will you still be alive?"

Lev: Oh Oh I do!! He'll probably shoot my chest

Yaku: ....

Lev: But Yaku-san... He'll get shoot right in his head OMG

Yaku: shut up Lev

Kuroo: well then how about at 170cm

Lev: Probably at  my neck or something I think I still can live

Lev: But Yaku-san is totally safe!! The bullet will never shoot at him! He's 165.2- OUCH

Yaku: you wish to die didn't ya Haiba Lev...

Kuroo: Nevermind Kitty over there won't get shoot either

Kenma: But you're probably dead... Nice headshot

Kuroo: ...did he just burn me?

Bonus:

Kuroo: How about at 130?

Lev: Well that-

Yaku: That will probably near his di- O////O

Yaku: FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID

Kuroo: OYAOYAOYA did u measured him? What a good senpai you are Yakkun~

Okay actually idk cause I'm not that tall I'm even shorter than Yaku fite me (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

This chapter is dedicated to our long leg russian cat :3 cause he's 194.5 cm tall (I'll juz assume its 195cm) and this is chap 195 ;)

He's so tall I wanna kill him