NINETEEN
TUMBLR. DASHBOARD.
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Vivi Reyes: 69 notes <3 Reblog
"Assh*les’ language 101:
I miss you= I'm bored/horny.
I’m at home=I’m in another girl’s bed.
Sorry= I’m going to do it again, bitch.
You're beautiful=I wanna f*ck you.
I don’t want to lose you=I still haven’t f*cked you.
I can’t live without you=I enjoy f*cking you.
I love you=I'm going to break your heart."
#ShoutOutToAlltheGirlsOutThere #SorryForTheLanguage #KelanganLangStraightToThePoint
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Vivi Reyes: 69 notes <3 Reblog
"Welcome to the 21st century when girls know how to play even and guys get their hearts broken. =P"
#Playgirlpost
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Vivi Reyes: 69 notes <3 Reblog
"Unless you’re really really lucky, one day, a heartless bastard will target your heart with his sweet bullet of lies and will make you say “Damn. I wish my heart was bullshtproof.”
#THIS
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Vivi Reyes: 69 notes <3 Reblog
"Sometimes, it’s better to just say, 'I just wanna have sex with you.' than lie and fabricate it with “I love you.'"
#THIS-ulit
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Vivi Reyes: 69 notes <3 Reblog
"How do you know if he’s the right guy for you? It’s simple. Just tell him you have herpes. If he stays, congrats and never let your lover go. But if he walks away, condolence and let that f*cker go. Because if someone truly loves you, herpes is the last thing that could make him ‘unlove’ you."
#SorryForTheLanguageUlit
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BINABASA MO ANG
Dirty Fairytale [Completed]
HumorAng tunay na lalake, di allergic sa puke. Teka. Bago kayo mabastos. English yung puke diyan a? Yung suka sa tagalog. Lol. Pero kung bastos pagkakabasa niyo, basahin niyo na to. Maraming nakaka-green na ganyan dito e. Bwahaha.