The Diabolik Host Club Lovers [OHSHC Diabolik Lovers AU Fan fiction]

Assignment: Limo Talk

A/N: I'm not dead :)))

It all happened so fast. First I was about to witness how a knife fetish works and then I was whisked away by who I guess I could say was my "knight in shining armor"? Yeah, I'm glad Laito couldn't read my mind, I'd die if he heard me call him that and he wouldn't let me forget it either.

"We came just in time, didn't we?" Laito chuckled dryly as we sat waiting for the argument within the Mukami household to blow over in the limo. His tone was hoarse, distraught, awkward, like he wanted to say more.

I don't bring my observations up and followed along. "Yeah, I, uh, I don't have a pain or a knife fetish so...that would have been bad..."

Laito nods. "Yes, I'll...keep that in mind."

"Ha! Why? You think you going to get some of this one day?" I gestured to my body.

"I think I'm getting closer and closer to that everyday." Laito replied with a cheesy smile, slapping my thigh and giving it a little squeeze.

I squeal and slap his hand away before looking outside, awkward. And there was a another silence. I notice Laito open his mouth but nothing came out for a couple seconds. "Yes?" I pressed.

His green orbs looked into mind briefly then looked to his hands. "I'm sorry..."

I blinked and leaned closer, confused and suspicious. "Sorry? For...what?"

Laito looks out the window at the Mukami mansion. "I was in bed with you, in the same room and yet, I let you get snatched from right under my nose."

I pulled away and brought my knees to my chest. "Nah, I should be the one saying sorry."

Laito looked to me, confused. "You?"

"Yeah, if I wasn't so fucking awesome, nobody would want me or have a need to kidnap me." I tell him with a sigh.

"I'd still do it." Laito murmured in a husky tone,  leaning into me. "I'm sure I'd still find your amazing skin attractive even if you were a nobody."

I roll my eyes once more and pushed Laito's face away. "You'd kidnap every girl in the world just for a day."

"Not if I had you," Laito was staring at me now. "I'd have all the beauty in the world sitting right next to me."

I felt my cheeks grow hot. "Why so gushy all of a sudden?"

Laito shrugs. "I don't know...I missed you and your big mouth...a lot...and..."

"How'd you figure it out? That the Mukami had me?"

"Oh, that? Well..."

Flashback, Third Person:

Our redhead Sakamaki was out on the town, trying to keep his mind off his misgivings about his dear Kokoa-chan, with a few lady friends he met at a club. They were heading to a hotel to talk things over after a few drinks. Reiji had band him from bringing home multiple strange girls he picked up on the street or from school.

"Our home will not become a home to such a revolting way of living. You must keep this away from the Sakamaki mansion." Reiji had said and Laito hesitantly agreed to the terms.

His phone was dead so he couldn't call his limo to take his drunk ass to a hotel. So, he walked with his side bitches on either arm. They giggled and spoke utter dirty nonsense to one another as they wandered the town. Yes, wandered. They had forgotten what their destination was. A hotel? Was it? Where was that? These idiots didn't know.

Taking up the center of the sidewalk, Laito and his posé were kicked aside by a stranger. "Hey! *hiccups* Watch where you're going! Do you *hiccups* not know who I am?!" The redhead slurred, confronting the culprit.

He was a brunette with long hair, bangs framing his face of which turned to the Sakamaki and rolled his eyes. "Tsk, an idol shouldn't be out here making a fool of himself. You're worse than everyone else around us."

"Was...was...was that a *hiccup* challenge? I'll...*hiccup* kick your smart ass to Africa, buddy." Derpy Laito snapped before being gently pushed aside once more. He was slow and didn't know what to make of it. "Hey--"

The other person turned to him, a short little black girl, distraught. "S-sorry! Pay no attention to him...s-sorry..." She said frantically before being dragged away from him. The other male throwing her hood of her jacket over her head and sending the redhead a glare.

First Person:

"I didn't realize it was you until the next morning and I stopped to think about it." Laito finished. "I was going on a limb, talking based on my hazy mind but...it was worth it after all because I found you...what?"

I was laughing. "I don't know...whether to feel loved cause you dumb ass self got drunk missing me or mad because you got your dumb ass drunk by missing me."

"But, I'm a vampire, honey. I can get drunk and not harm my body like you fragile humans." Laito sassed.

"It's not what you can do to your body, it's what you can do to other people. What happened to them hoes?"

"Painfully laying in bed and on my speed dial." A smirk play on his lips. I scrunched up my nose. "Do you not like that?" His voice becomes even more soft and silky than what he usual had, leaning into me.

I leaned in to humor him, mocking his tone. "Why would I like you having thirsty chicks in your contacts list?"

Laito strokes my thigh. "Maybe because it gets me off your back? Though, if you don't like it then, maybe you're jealous?"

I copy him, and watch him tense up. He wasn't expecting that and so was I. I just did it just like I just began whispering into his ear. "Jealous of what?"

Laito groaned but doesn't question it. His voice grew more hoarse. "These little dancers getting all of me...I could take them off my contacts if you want."

I pull away from him, arms crossed and smirking. Laito was feeling something and I didn't even do anything. "That would be great. Thinking about walking in on you doing the dirty makes me sick because let's face it, we both know you ain't about to actually follow Reiji's rules."

"He never said anything about us doing it." Laito bit his lip, looking at himself. "I'll take them off my phone, erase their existence. I'll do it but, dammit, Kokoa-chan, I need you to touch me. Like right now."

I laugh. "You are easily turned on."

"It's you that I'm dealing with. Of course, I'll be this way! Baby, just please...I need you..."

I slapped his hand away from himself. "Ew! Laito, don't start that!"

Laito glared at me. "You got me going! What else am I suppose to do?"

I open my mouth to give him a snarky remark but the door to the limo is opened. I get excited. "You wait until we get home!"