Zodiac signs for nerds

Signs as cute things

Aries - Bitter tears
Taurus - the blood of your enemies
Gemini - human flesh
Cancer - rotting corpses
Leo - voodoo dolls
Virgo - haunted vaginas
Libra - sacrifice
Scorpio - cannibalism
Sagittarius - roadkill
Capricorn - murder
Aquarius - human experiments
Pisces - the apocalypses