Zodiac signs for nerds

Zodiac summed up by sterotypes

Aries - Wild Bitch who ain't shit
Taurus - Ketchup loving fuck
Gemini - Unoriginal smelly nympho maniac
Cancer - Meme loving fuck
Leo - self obsessed queen bee
Virgo - organized piece of intelligent trash
Libra - a dumb ass flower
Scorpio - that one bitch everyone pretends to be
Sagittarius - Cold careless unemotional bitch
Capricorn - probably wanks off to puns
Aquarius - long overdue for a haircut
Pisces - whiny pissbaby who thinks they understand art