Zodiac signs for nerds

Your fucking horoscope

Aries - Selfish Prick
Taurus - stubborn asshole
Gemini - annoying attention-whore
Cancer - Moody Jerk
Leo - egotistical douchebag
Virgo - neurotic bitch
Libra - flaky derelict
Scorpio - obsessive twat
Sagittarius - awakward fucktard
Capricorn - greedy emo
Aquarius - perverted psychopath
Pisces - whiny bimbo