Aries - I hid a million dollars under the.. *dies*
Taurus - thanks for the going away cake guys
Gemini - Knock Knock...... Who's there.... *dies*
Cancer - Some cliche movies last words
Leo - you should see the look on your face
Virgo - I wonder how many times I've ever blinked
Libra - lol bye
Scorpio - IM READY FOR HELL
Sagittarius - wait am I dying
Capricorn - Finally this was exhausting
Aquarius - I see the light...... Wait that's hellfire
Pisces - Tell my chinchilla I love him
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Zodiac signs for nerds
Randomanother one of these. I really hope you enjoy! I own Nothing
