Aries: I'm gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.
Taurus: Zombie-ghost orgy, huh? Well, that's it. I'm torching everybody.
Gemini: A bloody, violent monster... and you wanna be Facebook friends with him? Nice, Sammy.
Cancer: Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help yoga crap.
Leo: I like to think it's because of my perky nipples.
Virgo: Details are everything. You don't want to go fighting ghosts without any health insurance.
Libra: I am calmed down. Somebody stole my c... :(starts to hyperventilate)
Scorpio: Dean, this is a very serious investigation. We don't have any time for any of your blah blah blah blah.
Sagittarius: I found a liquor store. And I drank it.
Capricorn: Today, you're my little bitch.
Aquarius: Last time, I wanted to be normal. This time... I know I'm a freak.
Pisces: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
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Zodiac signs for nerds
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