Aries: "You're my bitch now."
Taurus: "I get shot in the leg and I don't get any cookies?"
Gemini: "I can't help it, I love dairy."
Cancer: "Baby girl, you're on speaker."
Leo: "You look like a pipe cleaner with eyes! I could snap you like a twig!"
Virgo: "How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Libra: "You, my fine furry friends, are welcome."
Scorpio: "Talk dirty to me."
Sagittarius: "Hotch, I was a twelve-year-old child prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school. You kick like a nine-year-old girl."
Capricorn: "Can I borrow the jet?"
Aquarius: "Hey, hardhead... don't make me spank you when I get back."
Pisces: "Where's my big black twelve pack?"
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Zodiac signs for nerds
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