Aries - an emo band leader
Taurus - owning a restaurant
Gemini - living in a mansion
Cancer - being chased by the paparazzi
Leo - owning a condom factory
Virgo - a founder of very important technology
Libra - a model
Scorpio - in a mental hospital
Sagittarius - somewhere in Africa on an adventure
Capricorn - earning a billion dollars
Aquarius - a hoe who gets paid a lot
Pisces - Probs in Japan being a voice actor or smth
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Zodiac signs for nerds
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