Aries - Wait what?
Taurus - I finally have an excuse to eat whatever I want
Gemini - pls be twins
Cancer - *already has room themes picked out*
Leo - my kids going even more perfect than I am*
Virgo - .......
Libra - *celebratory round of shots* oh fuck
Scorpio - ew what
Sagittarius - YOOO
Capricorn - happy crying
Aquarius - *apologizes to future child*
Pisces - NINE MONTHS IS TOO LONG TO WAIT
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Zodiac signs for nerds
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