What celestial body should you fight

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Aries - None, stay at home
Taurus - the moon
Gemini - also the moon
Cancer - anything you want
Leo - the sun
Virgo - the international space station
Libra - Mars. Good fucking luck
Scorpio - The sun, but you'll probably will lose
Sagittarius - a Mylar balloon in the shape of a star
Capricorn - Start kicking rocks, you'll find a meteor someday, an on that day, you'll tear it a new one
Aquarius - The moon but only after Taurus and Gemini soften it up a bit
Pisces - Just go outside at night and scream

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