Zodiac signs for nerds

the signs as illegal things

Aries: Crossing state lines with a duck on the top of your head. (Minnesota)

Taurus: Stepping on money. (Thailand)

Gemini: Going to bed without taking a bath. (Massachusetts)

Cancer: If a man asks a woman to go on a date she can't refuse him. (Japan)

Leo: Whistling under water. (Vermont)

Virgo: Dressing as a clown at Halloween. (Sweden)

Libra: Borrowing a vacuum cleaner to your neighbor. (Colorado)

Scorpio: Kissing more than 5 minutes. (Kentucky)

Sagittarius: Pretending to be a witch. (Canada)

Capricorn: Frowning. (Milan)

Aquarius: Sitting on a giraffe while fishing. (Illinois)

Pisces: Taking a picture of a rabbit during the month of June. (Wyoming)