Aries - FUCK THIS ISNT FAIR
Taurus - shit I haven't lost my virginity yet
Gemini - *sleeps through it*
Cancer - Won't stop screAMING
Leo - BUT IM NOT A SUPERSTAR YET
Virgo - why is it happening today?? My hair looks so good today
Libra - Vlogging as it happens
Scorpio - Finally
Sagittarius - there's so much stupid shit I wanted to do aw man
Capricorn - spending their last minutes eating
Aquarius - HAHA bitches. I predicted this exact thing would happen,and you didn't listen. No die... Slowly, painfully
Pisces - can't even hear it going on because listening to music on max
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Zodiac signs for nerds
Aléatoireanother one of these. I really hope you enjoy! I own Nothing
