The Signs as Sick & Twisted Things

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Aries: Not knowing the words to "Don't Stop Believing"
Taurus: Liking Taylor Swift
Gemini: eating eggs/macaroni with ketchup
Cancer: writing Twilight fanfics
Leo: Best Friends Whenever
Virgo: not wiping the seat when you miss
Libra: folding socks
Scorpio: jerking off to Shrek
Sagittarius: eating an apple without taking the sticker off
Capricorn: Not taking your backpack off on a public mode of transportation
Aquarius: WALMART is ur fav store
Pisces: rewatching "Cats & Dogs" because you loved that movie

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