The Clumsy Assassin

Chapter 10: Return of Big Sister Irina pt.2

Third POV
While Irina was suffocating Yasuko to death with her two giant boobs, everyone stood confused but had the same thought in mind, 'What the hell is going on here'. "Hey, Miss Yellow-Bitch, I think you might kill her any moment now," Karma said purposely mis pronouncing her name. "NO NICKNAMES," she yells, pointing at him while holding Yasuko in her arm like a rag doll. "Irina...please...let me go." Yasuko said while gasping for air. "Oh! I'm sorry it just been so long since I've seen you Yasu~." She says while slowly letting her go. "Hey, do mind calling me Big Sis Irina like you use to~ come one say it!" A blush crept up Yasuko's face and ears as she replied, "NO WAY IN HELL!" Yasuko quickly turned around and saw Karma silently smirking at her. Crap, now everyone especially karma is gonna make fun of me! Yasuko thought in her mind. "AWWWWW your blushing!! Your so adorable, even when you reject me," Irina said while giggling at Yasuko trying to get as far away as possible. "Well, looks like we got our self another pro here. A word of advice, you cant kill the octopus without help," Karma said aiming at Yasuko.
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Yasuko POV
While karma was talking to Irina, Fuwa walked up to me. "Hey Yasu, how do you both know each other so well?" "Um...I guess you could say she was my Senpai. She taught me some of the stuff I know today and we used to train together with her mentor, and we also went on missions together," I replied. "Ok so...then what the whole 'big sis Irina' thing?" Fuwa asked while smirking at me causing the blush I tried so hard to hide to rush back out. "W-well, I was only 6 when I used to called her that and I've been calling her that ever since. Now though that I'm older I don't call her that anymore, THAT'S IT I SWEAR!" Fuwa laughed causing me to blush even more. This is just even more confusing...oh well, as long as she's not causing a big commotion- Just as I turned around I felt my jaw drop to ground as I saw Irina kissing Nagisa in front of everybody.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,"
I screamed covering my face that was turning into a whole new crimson red. What in the world is she doing?!?!?! Please stop it!!!! This is gonna destroy everything!!! Once after who knew how long, Sister Irina finally stopped kissing Nagisa, but as she let go he feel face down to the ground. "Now listen up if any of you twerps have any Intel on the monster you can go home early while these men replace you." Three shady looking men came out of nowhere and started walking towards Irina. "Also for those that don't know what their doing, get in the way and you die." Irina Jelvic, one of the best Assassin I've ever known could be a great addition for this mission... If only if she didn't always act like a total BITCH.
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TIME SKIP~
We all went inside for English period and sat at our desks waiting for class to start. But...we slowly found out that Ms.Bitch really wasn't interested in teaching us crap. She sat in her chair going over her plan for assassinating koro-sensei without a care in the world. Typical... I glanced over at Nagisa and saw him shiver a little. Irina really didn't have to do that to him, I feel like I should probably apologize to the poor guy. I ripped a small piece of paper and wrote note to him that said,

Hey, I'm really sorry about what happen this morning, Nagisa. If you want I'll do a favor for you. Sincerely, Yasuko.

I folded the paper and passed it down to Nagisa's desk. I looked back up to see if Irina saw anything but she still didn't move a inch. "Um, Ms.Helbitch are you going to teach anything?" said one student. "Yeah, Ms.Helbitch" said another. "You are a teacher, right Ms.Helbitch?" I tried to not laugh at how wrong they were pronouncing her name. I also tried not to laugh at how mad she was becoming. 'Okay, first of all my name is Jel-vic, Bite your lower lip and hum." Everyone did what she said and let out a vvv sound "Good, now do that for the rest of the period while I ignore you all," She said with a smile on her face. WORST. LESSON.EVER. I look down at my desk and see a small piece of paper on my desk and assume its from Nagisa. I open it up and read it,

Dear Yasuko,
It's fine it doesn't bother me that much but I'll take you up on the favor. How about we go to that bakery I told you about after school the other day?
Sincerely, Nagisa

I looked up at Nagisa and he looked back at me and smile at me. I smile back at him.
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Time skip~
It was gym time and we were doing shooting practice again today. I looked to my right and saw Koro-sensei going into the shed with Irina. I was a little disappoint in our octopus teacher that he actually fell for her tricks. "Oh you got to be kidding me, he's actual falling for her act?" Sugaya said with a disappointed tone in his voice It seems I'm not the only one thats upset about this. "She's a trained professional, I'm not really surprise that he did," I said to him. "Yea but still," he was interrupted by sudden gun shots coming from inside the shed. After a round of shots we heard slithering noises, This can't be good. As we all ran towards the shed we began to heard Irina screaming, but then replaced by moaning little by little.
...WHAT IN THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN THERE???? THIS IS SERIOUS IT CANT BE GOOD!!!

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