30 Seconds

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Woman #3: When you were in bed you only lasted thirty seconds. (talking about cheating bf)

Jeremy: (To woman #2) He only lasted thirty seconds?

Crowd: *laughs*

Jeremy: (To woman #2) You went for the big one, but the ride wasn't the best?

Woman #2: *nods, and remembers that her cheating bf only lasted thirty seconds*

Jeremy: I'm in uncharted territory... I would've thought thirty seconds was impressive....


HAhahahahahahahaha, same Jeremy! Kidding, I last longer than thirty seconds.

6:52 am, 6/29/17

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