The morning started like yesterday and the day before that. Either you or Kakuzu refusing to get up, then the other blackmailing the other into getting up or physically taking you downstairs. You were eating breakfast with Ella siting on your lap, Jodi was giggling as she sipped at her cup of coffee. "You two are so cute". You small and begin tickling Ella, she screams with laughter, running away from you. Kakuzu raises an eyebrow at you, you just stick out your tongue playfully. You followed Ella and saw her sitting on her bed, a blanket over her head. You sat next to her on her bed, slowly you took the blanket off. Ella giggled and gave you a hug, she then pulled away. "Is Kazu your boyfriend?", she asked. You were surprised by the question, but happily answered it. "Yep". She sat silently for a second before speaking again. "Do you think that I could get a boyfriend?". You smiled at her and tucked a strand of hair behind her ear. "Yeah of course, your so beautiful but don't go looking for one, no boy is worth your beauty". Ella started crying and she hugged you again. "T-thank you". "Its OK", you whisper. "Can you be my sister (Y/n)?". "Of course I can, I promise I will never let anyone hurt you and if anyone does tell me and I will kick their ass". She giggled and placed a kiss on your cheek. "There was a boy in my class and he said that I was ugly", she started to cry again. "Well he must be blind, because all I see is a beautiful princess". She hugged you again, crying into your chest. You looked up and saw Jodi and Kakuzu in the doorway. Jodi was on the brink of tears, she walked over and sat beside you. "You would make a wonderful mother", she said hugging you. You blushed and thanked her before walking out of the room. Kakuzu was just staring at you. "What?". "Oh nothing", he smirked. "Ass", you smirked. He gave you a sideways glace, which you gladly returned.
In the car it was silent, Kakuzu didn't even try to start a conversation, you both just sat there. "Thank you", he said, breaking the silence. You raised an eyebrow. "What for?". "Ella is always so sad and miserable because boys bully her at school, but since you've been there she has been so much happier". I smiled and looked out the window. "I should walk her into school on Monday and threaten anyone who tries to tease her", I smirk. "Sounds like a plan".
You got to school and the Akatsuki and Naruto and that were all standing in a circle. You walked over and saw Konan and the other girls standing in it. "Everyone has to come on Saturday", Konan instructs. "Why is that?", Shikamaru asks. "Well everyone is going to go especially that new girl you have your eye on", she smirks. Shikamaru blushes and shuts up. "What are you guys even talking about?", you ask. The girls run and hug you. "Whats up?". "Shikamaru has a thing for the new girl, this is another perfect couple we can set up", Konan smirks. "Wow what is with you and setting up couples?", you ask. "When I ship it, it has to happen". "You sound like a yandere for others", you giggle. She shrugs her shoulders and goes over to Pein so they can suck face. "I feel sorry for anyone single that is going to that party and for anyone who doesn't go", you giggle. "Are you still bringing my surprise?", Hidan asks. "Yup". "Fuck yeah".
First period was really boring. Science... learning about genes. I had to explain why Tobi didn't look like Madara and how he was adopted. I had to hug him because he got really sad, but he cheered up when I gave him some candy. At lunch we sat at our usual table, people causally talking about the new students. You looked at the cafeteria door and saw two people walk in, your eyes widened. "Holy fuck'n shit!". Everyone raised an eyebrow at you. "What is it?", Kakuzu asks. You don't answer and run over to the students. The girl looks up and her eyes widen when she sees you. "Bitch get over here". You both run and hug. "I fuck'n missed you so much", you say. "I missed you more you whore", she replies. "Damn girl you look hot", she smirked looking you up and down. "Not as good as you", you say doing the same. "Because your flirting with my sister my guess is that your single", says a creepy yet familiar voice. You turn and see Kankuro staring at your body. "Its been a few years and your still a pervert", you snicker. He winked and made a grab for you, you dodged. The finally your eyes widened as you saw the last person hiding behind Kankuro. "PANDA-CHAN!". You run up to Gaara and give him a big hug. His face being suffocated in your chest. He pulls away with red cheeks. "Oh sorry Gaara I forgot those were there", you giggle. "My turn?", Kankuro asks. You punch his in the stomach and go back to Gaara. "You are still so cute", you giggle, ruffling his hair. He raises a non-existent eyebrow. "You know we are the same age right?". "Of course I do, now come along and meet the people". You drag Temari and Gaara over to the table, Kankuro walking behind them. "Everyone this is my bitch Temari, the cutie is Gaara and the perv over there is Kankuro", you announce. "This is Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Choji, Kiba, Shino, Lee, Neji, Sasori, Deidara, Hidan, Pein, Itachi, Kisame, Tobi, Zetsu, Konan, Tenten, Hinata and Kakuzu my boyfriend". They nod and wave to everyone. You get Gaara to sit next to you, Kankuro and then Temari next to Naruto. Everyone starts talking to each other, just happily getting along. You notice that Shikamaru keeps looking at Temari and that SASORI KEEPS LOVING AT GAARA!! Holy shit I fucking ship that shit like Fedex. Anyway everyone seemed pretty chill, getting to know each other and such, but you noticed Gaara was staring at his lap, with a pink tint to his cheeks. "Do you like Sasori?", you whisper to him. His face turns from pink to red. "Come on I promise I won't tell". He nods his head and you smirk. "Good now there is a party tomorrow night, Sasori will be there so if you wanna get closer to him then you better come". He swallowed hard, slowly nodding. "You are so cute", you giggle. He smiles up at you and looks back down when his eyes meet with Sasori's. You winked at Sasori and he looked away blushing. You internally fan girl screamed, gosh these idiots are adorable. You honestly couldn't wait for the party tomorrow. "Hey (Y/n)". You turn you head to see Konan looking at you. "What are you gonna where tomorrow night?", she asks. You think for a second then replied. "How about my blue dragon dress?". Many of the Akatsuki boys looked at you with wide eyes. "Isn't that a bit revealing?", Hinata adds. You smile at her. "Well my guess was that you guys were gonna dress like whores to get boys attentions, what are you gonna wear?". "My cousin will wear no such thing", Neji interrupts. "How about Tenten?", you ask wiggling your eyebrows. He blushes and shuts up. "Are you sure it's a good idea for you to wear it?", Kakuzu asks, concerned. You smile at him and place a kiss on his cheek. "Nah its fine, if I catch anyone staring I will kick their ass". I look around the table to make sure everyone understands, Kankuro just smirks. You turn around when you feel a tap on your shoulder. A head of pink hair stands before you, a large purple bruise on her cheek and a bandage over her nose. "Whats up?". "Can I speak to you in private?", she asks. "Are you wanting round two or are you raising the white flag?". "White flag", she sighs. You get up and walk into the bathroom with her. "So what do you wanna talk about?", you ask. "Well I just wanted to say I'm sorry and I know that I shouldn't have treated Sasuke that way". "I forgive you and yeah you should stop being such a yandere". She smiles and looks at the ground, tears begin streaming down her cheeks. "Hey whats wrong?", you asks coming over to comfort her. "M-my b-boyfriend broke up with me and my mother hates me", she cries. You wrap your arms around her and let her cry into your shoulder. "Don't worry I'm here, my mother hates me too". She laughs through her cries. "I wish I could've been friends with you", she sighs. "Well its not too late". "Its not". "Of course we can be friends, just don't try and pull any of that earlier bullshit", I chuckle. "I promise".
The others stare wide eyed at us as we come out laughing. We were just laughing when someone comes and taps me on the shoulder. I turn and see a red headed girl with glasses. "You better stay away from my Sasuke", she says. I raise an eyebrow. "Who the fuck even are you?". "I'm Karin", she says confidently. "Yeah what ever Karen", you walk away from her. "Hey I'm talking to you bitch!". "What do you want Karen?". "My name is Karin and you need to stay away from my Sasuke". "Yeah sure thing Karen". You continue to walk away and the persistent bitch taps you on the shoulder again. "What is it now?", you say rolling your eyes. "Your not listening to me, stay away from him". "I'm just going to go sit with my friends". "Well you can't". "Tell me I can't again and I will punch you in the fuck'n head". She stepped back a bit, you turned away and walked over to your table. Once again the red head tapped your shoulder. "I told yo-". "FUCK OFF KAREN!", you yell punching her in the side of the head. You sat next to Kakuzu ans rested your head on his shoulder. "What the fuck was that about?", Hidan asks. "What?". "You just punched that girl in the side of the head". "Oh yeah just another girl part of the Sasgay fan club, how do they even like him, he's a pain in the ass". "Thanks (Y/n)", Sasuke says across the table. "Your welcome Sasgay". "Hn". "Hn", you imitate.
Time skip
You got back to Kakuzu's to find it quiet, Jodi was on the couch and Ella was no where to be seen. "Where's Ella?", you ask. "She got sent home early because she punched a boy in the head". You giggled a bit. "I did the same but didn't get sent home". Jodi chuckled and returned to her news paper. You walked into Ella's room and found her sitting on her bed reading a book. "Hey I heard you punched someone, why did you do it?", you ask. "Well the boys were calling me ugly so I said my sister was going to kick their asses, but they said that girls can't beat up boys because they are weak so I beat them all up", she said. You giggled and hugged her. "I know I shouldn't say good job but you taught those boys who's boss". She hugged you, snuggling into your chest.
An hour later Kakuzu was looking for you. "Hey mom have you seen (Y/n)?", he asks. She shakes her head. Kakuzu sighs and searches all the rooms, the last one to check was Ella's. He opened the door and smirked at the scene. (Y/n) and Ella were both asleep on Ella's bed, cuddling each other. Kakuzu pulled the blanket over them and kissed them both on the cheek. He turned to leave but saw his mother in the door way. "Not only would (Y/n) make a good mother but you would make a good father Kazu", she giggled. "Thanks mom", he chuckled hiding his blush.
Aw so cute, I loved adding Ella she is such a sweetie. Also glad that Sakura is no longer a yandere, she isn't my favorite character well at all. Tbh kinda hate her, sorry Sakura fans but I will make her less of a bitch, next chapter is a party. I wonder what Konan's planned and who will get together. I didn't know that Gaara and Sasori were a ship but when I thought of them together I knew it was meant to be. AH SO CUTE. Also kinda hate Karin, she is alright I guess but just another Sasuke fan girl. In the actual series I feel kinda sorry for her because what happened to her but any way how was that? This is honestly one of my favorite books so far, I'm thinking of starting another one because I finished another book today. Its called 'The Queen of Rogues', its Sasori x original character. I really love it and am sad that it ended but yeah the next one I'm gonna do is either Hidan x reader or Kisame x reader. I have a plan for both stories I just can't decide between over the top Jashinist and my sexy shark boi. Vote and follow for more. Thank ya XD.
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In the band (Kakuzu x Reader: modern)
Fanfiction(Y/n) just moved to Konaha and is now going to Konaha high. There she meets the original crew (Naruto and such), but also the pain in the ass Akatsuki. (Y/n) is the lead guitarist of her band, Masked, and when she gets kicked out will she join anoth...
