I don't know what I'm talking about

Girls.

The things about girls:

Girls with tattoos
That shit is HOT.
Girls that are like
Bad boys
But girls
Girls
Why the fuck are they so beautiful
You know there's a glance
A certain glance
I see it in movies and shit but no ones ever given me the glance
Because it's definitely a glance that when girls look at you like that
If I girl ever looked at me like that
I'd melt
Okay, but it's like a glance
Like a half smirk
Eyebrows raised
The best look. The look. Like?? Wtf??
Okay.
When girls play any sort of rock instrument.
Drums, bass, electric guitar
I love.
It's so nice.
So good.
Or when girls can fucking sing
Yes
Sing to me
Angel
From heaven
In other words
(I'm really fucking gay)