Lucifer's Feelings Are Out Of Control

8: Satan, His Bean, And Some Troubling Cuteness

(Yeah, *chuckles* this gets pretty bad pretty quickly. I was thinking about what to do this chapter and it took forever for me to actually get my ideas in line with each other. So yeah, you have this chapter. Hope you enjoy and be sure to comment! Until later...)

"So, no takers on the deal? Fine then, just be prepared to run." Maxlar smirks and Gabriel chuckles nervously. Cas suddenly throws his angel blade, the tip sinking into Maxlar's left shoulder. He shouts in pain, looking down at his shoulder.

"What the fuck!?" He screams and Malvo glares at him. Gabe grabs the blade as Sam pulls Maxlar's arms behind his back. Gabe pulls out the blade as Sam cuffs him. Maxlar huffs while looking at Malvo. Malvo shrugs slightly as Dean pulls him to his feet. They push them towards the motel room to begin the interrogations.

After bringing Malvo and Maxlar into the motel room, explaining to Lucifer and Brittney, and getting Brittney to calm down, Sam, Dean, Cas, and Gabriel begin to interrogate them.

"What do you want with that kid?" Gabriel asks and Malvo rolls his eyes.

"Absolutely nothing." Malvo replies the same time Maxlar says, "For some really big plans." Sam and Dean look at each other as Malvo glares at Maxlar.

"What?" Gabe asks and Maxlar shrugs, glancing over at Lucifer standing in the doorway.

"Hey, Lucifer, how's it going getting the kid not to like you?" Maxlar asks, smirking and Lucifer frowns.

"Sorry, what did you just say?" Lucifer mutters and Maxlar smiles.

"Oh come on, Luci, everyone knows the kid's attached to you and you're attached to the kid. It's just common fact at this point." Maxlar replies coolly and Malvo snorts.

"Who the hell are you?" Lucifer snaps and Maxlar shrugs.

"Depends. Who do you think I am?"

"An inconsiderate asshole that tortures children." Lucifer replies and Malvo bites his bottom lip to keep from laughing. Maxlar glares at Malvo, who in return just shrugs.

"And apparently also gay." Malvo screams disgustedly as Maxlar cackles.

"This is why humans and non-humans all disgust me!" Malvo screeches and Maxlar falls over, still cackling. Sam and Dean exchange glances with their angel partners.

"This isn't funny! Why do you find this funny?! It's disgusting, Max!" Malvo shouts and Maxlar gasps for breath, still laughing really hard.

"I just... I find it funny Satan thought we were a couple." Maxlar laughs and a muscle in Malvo's cheek by his nose twitches in anger. His demon eyes flick over as he glares at Lucifer.

"Listen, for one, we are far from ever being a couple," Malvo starts but Maxlar interrupts him, "Yeah, Mal can't stand being touched." 

"MAXLAR I SWEAR ON THE BLOOD WE SHARE SHUT UP!" Malvo screams and Maxlar's eyes widen as he snorts.

"Blood we share?" Dean asks and Malvo glares at him.

"Brothers. We're flipping brothers, all right?" He snaps and Maxlar snorts. Malvo glares at him, demon eyes flicking over again.

"I will murder you in cold blood, Max, if you don't shut your face." Malvo snaps and Maxlar looks at him.

"Seriously, man?" He replies back and Sam frowns.

"What kind of villains are you two?" Dean nods in agreement as Gabe snorts.

"The best kind." Maxlar replies, suddenly showing he was free from the cuffs.

"Never trust a Midnight Death Crawler, boys." He casually sneers while throwing them against different walls. Lucifer ducks back into the room with Charlie trying to help calm Brittney down. Maxlar helps Malvo out of the cuffs before standing tall.

"Hey, Bean, it's okay. You'll be fine." Lucifer whispers as Brittney runs over and hugs him tightly around the waist. She nods, a few tears falling.

"Stay close to me, okay, Bean?" He whispers again and she sniffles before slowly nodding. (looks at the Beans!)

"Oh, Luci, come on out and let's have a nice conversation together." Maxlar chuckles, looking at the doorway. Malvo stands up, keeping an eye on the angels and their hunters. Lucifer walks out, Brittney closely following. Charlie stomps out before giving them the ultimate fangirl glare.

"What do you want?" Lucifer asks and Maxlar chuckles.

"Oh, just something called the right love for the darkest. And I'm assuming you've pieced it all together?" Maxlar asks while starting to pace the room. Lucifer's eyes flash dangerously after becoming soft and exposed.

"So you do know?" He asks, slightly surprised as Lucifer glares at him.

"It's not that hard to figure it out if you're the Darkest." Lucifer whispers back, but Brittney looks up at him, confused.

"Good, then I hope you understand why I must do this." Maxlar flicks his wrist, sending Lucifer sprawling. Brittney lets out a small scream, stepping back. Malvo quickly nods at Maxlar before they disappear with a snap, bringing Brittney along.

"How the hell did they get away with her?" Sam asks as he stands back up, but Lucifer wasn't paying attention though.

"I will kill him." And with that, Lucifer disappears on the hunt for his Bean.

(Wow, I'm not evil at all! *cackles* Yeah I'm just gonna let all of that sink in so...... AND LOOK THE FIRST 2 BEANS!! YAY! Okay byyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........................ Hope you enjoyed this chapter and are ready for the next! If you want to know more about Malvo and Maxlar, go read A Villain's Lily Flower. Until later...)