Lucifer's Feelings Are Out Of Control

16: What Happens When Your Name Is Maxlar and You Don't Give A Fuck About Life

(Honestly, world's best title right there, y'all. *laughs really hard* I don't even know what that is! *cackles* So yeah, that last chapter happened... And, story, in English class we had to edit this crappy paragraph and make it good and the entire time, all I could think of during writing that was Maxlar... What has this story done to me? I dunno, maybe I'm actually insane because of what happened. But should I post the short story into a story for y'all? *giggles* Yeah, this chapter was almost pulled out of my ass, but then I had a really really evil idea as to continue to avoid the need to explain some stuff about what last happened. Who knows? And this is just me not wanting to let you guys have an explanation as to what happened and have an update at the same time. Enjoy this... chapter... and be sure to comment you silly geese! Until later...)

"So, what's your problem?" The obviously drunk idiot spits. Maxlar shrugs.

"I've got Satan locked up in a basement and he's not letting me sleep." The guy narrows his eyes at him, unconvinced.

"Yeah, and I'm a unicorn." The guy rolls his eyes and Maxlar smirks.

"You should really watch your words." Shrugging, the man starts to turn away from Maxlar, but with a quick flick of the wrist, the drunk man was turned into a very sparkly unicorn.

"Have fun with the rainbows coming out of your ass." And with that, Maxlar turns around, pulling out a small purple key and stepping through a purple door.

(MEANWHILE HUNTERS)

"What?" Sam asks, nose wrinkled in confusion.

"Yep, some guy at some bar was apparently turned into a unicorn." Dean replies and Gabe chuckles.

"Sounds like something I would do." Sam nods after considering it for a little. 

"Should we check it out?" Dean asks and Sam shrugs.

"Guess it wouldn't hurt. We'll be back." 

(BACK TO EVERYONE'S FAVORITE YET I'M STILL NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN SHIT)

"So, where's your brother? I haven't seen him in a while. Nor have I heard him in a while." Lucifer shrugs as Malvo stomps down the stairs. Malvo looks over at him, slightly bored. 

"I don't actually know." Malvo shrugs slightly and Lucifer laughs.

"Wait, you're serious?" Malvo nods, mildly confused as to why Lucifer was laughing.

"Yes, I am serious. I know he left, but to where, who knows?" Malvo shrugged, still slightly bored looking. Lucifer chuckles and shakes his head. 

"You and your brother are so fucking weird." Malvo glares at him.

"Language, Lucifer." He snaps and Lucifer stiffens. A purple door suddenly appears in the middle of the room and Maxlar practically falls out of it.

"So, where were you?" Malvo asks coolly.

"Wonderland." Maxlar replied, completely serious. Lucifer bursts into laughter and Maxlar looks over at him, stuffing the small purple key into his pocket.

"Why are you laughing?" Maxlar asks, looking around. Malvo frowns, confused.

"What's Wonderland?" He asks and Maxlar pauses.

"A place." He says.

"Oh, by the way, I never knew killing people and crushing hearts could feel so good." Maxlar grins crazily, licking his lips slightly and bouncing on his heels.

"So, Lucifer, any escape plans?" Maxlar asks, smirking as usual and pouting slightly. Lucifer rolls his eyes and sighs.

"No, I don't." Maxlar chuckles and walks over, arms crossed over his chest casually.

"You should see her. Your little Bean. She's just a mess. Pretty sure she's giving up." Lucifer glares up at Maxlar as Malvo quietly leaves the room. 

"You shut up." Lucifer spits, but his voice was shaky. Maxlar chuckles, still smirking. Lucifer death glares him as Maxlar's purple eyes light up with that look someone gets when they're about to do something they really shouldn't.

"Touch her, do anything to my Bean, and I will kill you." Lucifer snaps and Maxlar's smirk disappears and is replaced by a rather intimidating scowl.

"You listen to me, Lucifer," Maxlar snapped, suddenly moving so his hands were on Lucifer's knees and his face inches from Lucifer's, "She thinks you're dead. So that means, even if I did do something to her and you were to do your little 'hero' act, she won't believe it's you. She'll deny it and shove you away. That'll just worsen things, don't you think?" Maxlar spits and Lucifer's glare softens slightly into pure desperation.

"See, Lucifer, you're broken. Both of you. But the other just happened to be that little piece the other needed to be a little less broken. And well, you're gone according to her. So, she's just broken. Slowly falling apart." Maxlar mutters close to Lucifer's ear and Lucifer looks away, trying not to lose it. 

"Shut up." Lucifer whispers and Maxlar smirks, scoffing slightly. 

"But I'm merely telling you the truth. You and I both know that going back to her won't end too pretty. I'm fairly certain she doesn't believe that you're still alive. She thinks you're deader than dead. Gone forever, forever unable to care for your. Little. Bean." 

"I said shut up!" Lucifer shouts, a few tears falling. Maxlar chuckles, watching Lucifer's reaction curiously, still leaning on him.

"Get the fuck off of me." Lucifer growls and Maxlar straightens. (me: *scoffs* I found this funny for some reason) Scoffing slightly, Maxlar shakes his head.

"You're pitiful. Broken because you finally found someone that accepted you as you and now you're afraid of worsening her situation if you were to ever see her again. You know that you are never, ever, going to see your precious little girl again. Never be able to call her Bean ever again. Never again will you hold her and whisper comforts when she has a nightmare," Maxlar snaps, face full of anger and cruelly smirking.

"I said shut up!" Lucifer shouts, tears falling some more. Maxlar laughs, his high laughter echoing off the walls eerily. 

"You know it's true! Admit it! You'll never see her again! And when you do, she won't believe you! She'll shove you away just like everyone else that's ever loved you!" Maxlar shouts and Lucifer lets out a small sob.

"Admit it!"

"It's true!" Lucifer cries and Malxar pauses, breathing heavily. 

"You're right. She'll shove me away. I'll never see her again." Lucifer whispers, shoulders sagging in defeat. Maxlar cackles, throwing his head back.

"Admit it, Lucifer, you're broken and there is no fixing you. Nothing a Bean can do and certainly nothing anyone else can do." Lucifer nods and Maxlar steps closer.

"Hmm? What was that?"

"I'm broken." Lucifer croaks defeatedly. Maxlar chuckles happily before patting Lucifer's head.

"Good Satan." And with that, Maxlar pulls out a purple key and opens the same purple door and steps through.

"Bean, I'm sorry." Lucifer whispers into the silence.

"I'm so sorry."

(So, the door thing is because of Discovering Reality by @meepmeepe so go check it out because it is amazing and I spammed it because it is beautiful. AND yeah THAT happened. *evil giggling* I will never be forgiven for these next few chapters, I'm sure. So, gonna go ahead and hand you some tissues. Like an entire back-to-school sized package thing. With like several boxes. And here *hands you an arsenal of monster killing weapons* for when you want to kill me. So, hope y'all enjoyed this chapter! Until later...)