Lucifer's Feelings Are Out Of Control

20: So, This Thing Happened Yet It's Wonderful!

(So,forget everything. I promise some things will happen later but first: random shit. Sorta. You'll see. This is a crossover chapter with @meepmeepe story Discovering Reality so go read it and then this will make a little more sense. But either way go read that story. Also: Over 1K comments! Aaah! Enjoy and be sure to comment! Until later...)

"Gabriel..." Lucifer croaks, Maxlar's long red sword digging into his back. Gabe turns around quickly, jaw dropping. Maxlar chuckles, the laughter echoing deeply.

"So, I guess this is the part where I say surprise?" He asks cockily and Sam gently sets Brittney's unconscious body down on the floor, standing up. Malvo rolls his eyes and motions to Maxlar. They nod at each other and Maxlar grins.

"Freeze." He says before flicking his hands. Everyone except Gabe suddenly freezes on the spot. Malvo suddenly grabs Gabe's arms, pinning them to his back. Gabe struggles against him, but to no avail.

"I can get him. Just grab the kid." Maxlar mutters before disappearing with Gabe and Lucifer. Malvo rolls his eyes before touching Brittney's shoulder and disappearing as well.

(TIME SKIP MOTHERF*CKERS)

Maxlar chuckles, walking away from the chaos he had started. Smirking, he pulls out his purple key and steps through the door. But he suddenly felt something grab his cloak and fall through the door with him.

(A DIFFERENT POV)

Jackson roared angrily, chasing after the weird man with the stupid ass purple door. His friends had been telling him to leave Maxlar alone, but after what he's done, how could he just stand there and watch? Maxlar has killed people. Those people were friends. And Maxlar killed them.

But Jackson ended up getting a little more than he bargained for when he chased after the stupid guy. He had grabbed onto the back of Maxlar's cloak while Maxlar was passing through his strange purple door. Jackson landed on Maxlar's back after falling through the door with him. The sensation was like no other, a sense of closing darkness that seemed to never end with the feeling of spiders crawling along your back. It was cold and gave Jackson a sense of dread.

"Get off of me." Maxlar growls, shoving him off. Jackson stumbles back in shock. He looks over to his right to see a very confused, blonde haired man sitting tied to a chair.

"This is what you do in your free time, Max?" The man asks, cocking an eyebrow weakly. Maxlar shrugs and glares at Jackson. 

"So, where exactly does that door lead to?" Another man asks, across the room from the one with blonde hair. This man seemed shorter than the first and had longer, golden hair. Jackson gulps and looks between everyone.

"In over your head, Caterpillar?" Maxlar smirks, despite being still slightly upset with the current situation. Jackson's little butterfly resembling antennas bounced with every move he made with his head. He slowly started to pull his jacket tighter around him, merely out of a way of trying to comfort himself. 

"What's with the thingies on your head?" The golden haired man asks after a few minutes of awkward silence. Jackson shrugs slightly and Maxlar starts laughing.

"What? Satan got your tongue?" He laughs and the blonde hair man bitchfaces him.

"What? Come on, Lucifer, lighten up a little bit." Maxlar pouts and Lucifer glares at him.

"Lucifer? As in, like, Satan?" Jackson stammers and Lucifer rolls his eyes while Maxlar kept laughing. 

"Yeah. Sup?" Lucifer mutters bitterly as Maxlar exhales, trying to stop laughing.

"Oh this is too much fun. Well, I must go torment the Winchesters now, so um, no stepping on the Caterpillar while I'm out." Maxlar gives a quick, cocky wave before disappearing.

"What the hell just happened?" Jackson spits out and Lucifer shrugs.

"You fell through a portal, obviously." 

"No shit." Jackson replies, starting to recover from the shock.

"So, what is happening?"

"You're in an alternate dimension, I guess. Where you from?" The gold hair man asks.

"Wonderland." Jackson replies quickly. It was the dimension he fell through the door from, but he didn't even know what dimension he was in before that.

"What the fuck is Wonderland?" Lucifer asks, wrinkling his nose in confusion.

"A land." The other man replies with a smirk.

"Real obvious, Gabriel. Sheesh, and you call yourself an angel. Aren't angels supposed to be smart?"

"If you were smart, you wouldn't be here, would you?" Jackson replies and Gabriel ignores him. But Lucifer glares at him full force.

"Maxlar's dangerous, kid."

"So?" Jackson replies coolly and Lucifer's expression darkens.

"So?" Lucifer mocks, deeply and dangerously.

"Lucifer." Gabriel warns and Lucifer glares over at him. 

"Hey, kid." Gabe asks, nodding in Jackson's direction. Jackson looks over at him skeptically.

"What do you want?"

"Help us out and we'll figure out how to get you back to your dimension." Gabe replies coolly. Jackson shrugs, thinking.

"Come on, kid. Please?" Gabe asks and Jackson sighs, glancing around. 

"Fine." He mutters and starts unchaining Gabriel, ignoring Lucifer. Lucifer rolls his eyes and waits for Gabe to come over and unchain him.

"What the hell is going on?" Jackson sharply asks suddenly and Gabriel shrugs.

"Who knows what goes through that dick's head?" Lucifer mutters angrily while standing and trying to stretch. 

"We should leave before Maxlar comes back." Jackson replies, still ignoring Lucifer slightly. Lucifer rolls his eyes and grabs Jackson's arm and starts marching off.

"Hey, let go of me!" Jackson shouts and Lucifer shoves him against the wall. Jackson whimpers in fear slightly.

"Listen kid, if you want out, we need to be careful. Got it?" Lucifer snaps.

"Excuse me?" Maxlar snaps, showing up suddenly and face twisted with rage.

"Jackson, time for you to leave." Maxlar snaps and opens the purple door. Lucifer nods at Gabe and shoves Jackson into the open door while Gabe tackles Maxlar into the door. Lucifer grabs onto Gabe to try and keep him in their dimension, but ends up getting pulled in with him.

"Jackson!" Michael shouts, running up. He stops dead in his tracks, seeing the two new people and Maxlar.

"YOU JACKASSES! I'LL KILL YOU!" Maxlar shouts as Lucifer grabs the purple key and runs off towards the crowd of Wonderlandians. Gabriel runs after him, narrowly avoiding Maxlar's red bladed sword.

"ONLY I CAN USE THAT KEY! SO IF YOU WANT BACK USING THAT YOU NEED ME!" Maxlar screams after them and Lucifer stops dead in his tracks by the group of friends.

"Shit." He mutters and Maxlar cackles madly, all feigned sanity gone from his eyes.

"Run." Gabriel whispers and the two angels take off, pushing through the Wonderland people.

"I'LL KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!"