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(｡◕‿◕｡) Chapter Fifteen: Jestro x Reader! (｡◕‿◕｡)

Oh yeah! I love making these things! I actually can't believe it took me this long to make a Jestro x Reader. This Jestro is like, the human piece of toast (season 3).

Your POV

"You know, you're at the age to where you should have a boyfriend." Everybody tells me. Wanna know the slight little problem with that? I am antisocial. Really antisocial. I don't just walk up to boys and be like, "Hey, you're hot. Wanna date me? Here's my number.~" (That's really dumb, by the way. I don't recommend it....not that I have ever done that kind of rubbish but still, from what I've seen on YouTube and other things....bad idea.)

I'm really happy being Y/A (your age) and single. I don't care if people say it isn't normal. I'm fine being like this. But, if I'm going to be honest, I do have a crush on someone. He just happens to be the biggest bad guy in the realm. Jestro. He used to entertain at every one of the King's parties but now he's more into attempting to destroy the whole Kingdom.

I will admit I've had a crush on him ever since he was the King's royal jester but now I couldn't be in a relationship with him if I wanted to. I mean, imagine having to explain to your family and small handful of friends that you're dating the one who is trying to make life hard for everyone.

And how would I ever know if he wouldn't be claiming to love me just to take advantage of me? You'd never know with him. I should just sleep on it all. I looked over at my digital clock. How'd it get to 12:06 in the fricking morning already? I laid down, closed my eyes, and drifted off to sleep.

Jestro's POV

I'm in some deep trouble. All because of a stupid dare. Everything was fine before then. So how it all started was it was game night. Basically we have this every Friday night to unwind from all the stress of bringing down the kingdom.

And it was General Garg's turn to choose the game. Of COURSE he had to choose Truth or Dare. Even Monstrox got into the game. But when it came to my turn, he would choose the most obnoxious or embarrassing question ever. "Okay, Jestro. Truth or dare!" "Umm......truth?"

"All RIGHT! Have you ever....kissed someone?" One of the girl harpies giggled. "N-no. Why?" Snickering and laughter came across the room. "Wow and you call yourself a man!" Garg laughed. "I could if I wanted to!" I blurted out mindlessly.

Monstrox floated down to me. "Then I dare you to."

The room fell silent. So quiet you could hear a pen drop. "I...uh...pardon me?" "I dare you to go kidnap a girl and kiss her. But there's a catch. She HAS to kiss you back. Regardless of how you do it, she has to kiss you back for it to work."

Everyone's expression was the same; eyes wide open, mouths agate, pale skin tone. I tried to get out of it the best I could. "W-what if I don't want to?" I crossed my arms. Monstrox zapped the ground near me. "Well, then if not, we could do something far worse to you! It's your choice." Ruina said as a smile grew on her face.

I looked at everyone around me. Ugh. I hate these kinds of situations. "I understand if you don't want to, Jestro! No shame in bowing out!" Roberto said happily. "Not helping, pipsqueak." Monstrox growled. I got up and walked out.

So now I'm here in a village at 1:30 in the morning. Why I let my big mouth figure things out is beyond me. Who do I kiss though? All of these ladies and girls in every village looks exactly the fricking same. I snuck around the windows of every house but none of the women inside looked like the kind I would even want to kiss.

I wandered past another one. Oh, great. Another clone of the same old...hey wait a minute. I took three steps back and stared in the window. Hey. THIS girl is different than the others.....maybe she would work. I climbed in the window and pulled out my rope that the monsters so generously supplied me with. I picked her up and tied it around her waist and arms. She didn't wake up not one time!

Makes it easier for me. I climbed back out and carried her out to the forest. I ain't taking her all the way back to the HeadQuarters. One, I don't want the others to see me kissing someone and two, it's way too far. Now she needs to wake up. I have to have her kiss me back or else it won't work. How do I do this without making her hate me..?

I put my hands on her shoulders and forcefully shook her back and forth until her eyes opened. "What the?! Who-?" She stared at me with huge eyes and pink tinted cheeks. "J-Jestro?! What are you doing?" "Not a word. I need to do something with you because of a stupid dare." "Okay? Why am I tied up? What the heck is going o-?" I slammed my lips on hers to make her shut up. A muffled shriek came from her mouth before she realized what was happening.

Oh please just go with it and kiss me back. Please! My brain was practically screaming.

She closed her mouth and actually kissed me back. I couldn't believe it. I completed the dare. Suck an egg, Monstrox!

I slipped the ropes around her waist off her and pulled her closer. She held her arms around my neck. I pulled away and looked down at her. She didn't seem to hate that at all. "Jestro..that was..great." "Yeah, i-it felt better than I thought it would."

Suddenly, I heard a very familiar laugh. I turned my head to see none other than Monstrox, laughing his head off at us. "Wow, you sure didn't seem to hate that as much as you said you would, joke-boy! Ha ha haaa!" I ignored him and kissed the girl again. I made sure she had her eyes closed before I flipped the finger at Monstrox.

But that was a very bad idea. He zapped both of us, lips still connected. We both pulled away and shot dirty looks at the cloud. "What's with you two? It was him who did it. Well, kissy-clown, I'll be waiting for you to get back to the HeadQuarters." He floated away. "I haven't even got your name yet. What is it? You seem to be pretty aware of mine." "Oh. It's Y/N." I smirked as a small plan hatched in my brain.

"Well, Y/N, hope you won't be too bothered, I'm taking you with me.~" "Wait, what."

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