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Chapter Thirty-Two: The Saturday After Thanksgiving...

(i'm back, writer's block. did ya miss me?) 

Now for a narration of my totally terrible voice!!!

All of the knights were sound asleep. They were exhausted mainly because they decided to go a little crazy and go Black Friday shopping. Trust me, it's a bad idea. Everyone was asleep, of course, except for a certain blue knight who was too muscle-y for sleep. 

SO! He runs into the sleeping room, and fires his airhorn, scaring the bagels out of Lance. Lance fell face first on the floor, breaking the nose he doesn't have or want. 

"Ah! What-eth the.........heck-eth is wrong-eth with.........you-eth?!" Lance babbled as he picked himself off the floor. "IT'S SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY! GET YOUR CUSTARDS AND WE SHALL GO!" Clay pulled Lance by the leg. Lance protested by gripping the edge of the doorway. "NO. I SHALL NOT BE MOVED, I HAVE THINGS TO DO." 

All that did was make the other knights protest. "Yeah, I need food," Axl whined. "We can stop by McDonald's for all I care! We just need to go!" Clay screeched. 

Then Macy chimed in, "I need to....go....cut holes in my dresses." "So THAT'S why you had to go shopping with the Queen. Well, we can get some more, so that didn't really work out for you." 

Aaron looked down and decided to make something up. "I need to go pee!" "....I shall pretend you didn't say that." Clay said as he murdered Aaron because that was the literal worst excuse ever. 

Later, at the store....

"I WANNA GO HOOOOOOME!!!" "I'M HUNGRY!!" "I NEED TO PEE!" "Macy, remember what happened to Aaron when he used THAT excuse?" "Oh yeah. But I still need to go." "Well, that's just unfortunate. Looks like Jestro is here! He doesn't look angry to be here!" 

"MONSTROX! WHY ARE WE HERE?! I AM TIRED, I WANNA GO HOME, AND I HATE SHOPPING!" "Sorry, jokeboy, but we all do things in life we don't want to do! So just suck it up! AND COULD YOU PLEASE GET OFF MY BACK?!" Monstrox shot back as Jestro latched onto his back. 

"But I'm dying here. I can't walk anymore," Jestro muffled into his back. Monstrox rolled his eyes and groaned, "Fine. Just fully expect to drive back home." "Monstrox! What are you trying to get here?" Clay stood in front of him. "The.....souls of children..!" Monstrox triumphantly shouted. "Nuh-uh! You said you were going to get more platform shoes!" Jestro pointed his finger at Monstrox. 

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"Anything else?" Clay added. "Oh yeah. A sparkly cape, too," Jestro giggled. "Okay, Jestro, it is now the opportune time to shut your trap." 

Wow. Crummy chapter. Forgive me, I'm tired, I'm stressed, I'm tired of school, I..... need Taco Bell chalupas. 

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