HEAD CANNONS

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1. Peter has literally never gone swimming shirtless with the school.

2. Peter once stole a football jersey in seventh grade and almost died from suffocation.

3. Peter is the shortest boy in his class/year.

4. Peter is bullied by people who knew him as a kid and refuse to call him Peter. Flash doesn't get it but joins in too.

5. Peter cannot do up a tie.

6. Peter is low-key hella defensive when it comes to his transition.

7. If you go near him on a Friday and tell him a pun he will laugh 10x more than he will on a Monday because he has lost his grip on reality.

8. Peter used to dress up in drag with Ned. It started as a dare and became a tradition.

9. Peters lucky number is 13 because that's how old he was when he found out about testosterone.

10. Peter has never eaten at Burger King.

11. Peter is a massive Star Wars fan but all his knowledge abandons him when he gets stressed.

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