AND LEGGY

James, Shelly and William

Author here again! Sorry for the late chapter! I've been having bumpers writers block!! Well I hope this chapter leaves you satisfied (I might start using bumpers). My dearest, alanaddie helped with this chapter! LY alanaddie be freeeeeeee

Third Person POV:
Hi, I'm the little voice inside drunk Alex and John's head
OoOooOoOOoo I'm so mysticalllllll oOooOoOOo
To John I am known as Shelly
To Alex I am known as James
Anyways enough mystical shiz let us get back to the leggy fanfic #leggy #turnup

As you may know from previous chapters, Alex and John like to get pretty crazyyyyy. They take one to many shots (if you know what I mean), like when they say "it's time to take a shot" they go hard and revelations happen.

Let us start from the beginning of Alex's party.

*rewind*rewind*drunknessss*rewind*the bottles the limit*
Alex might not remember that night for the rest of his days but Lafayette will. Alexander remembers getting ready for his birthday. His exact words to me were "Yeah looking like a stud" as he struck a pose and snapped his fingers in front of his bathroom mirror. He was listening to an old musical from 2014 called "Daveed" where there were four main guys, Daveed Diggs, Daveed Onaodowan, Daveed Odom Jr and Andrew Chapelle. It was basically a mean girls musical. It's amazing, you should listen to it sometime!
Anyways as young Alexdre was dancing along to "Hair Care Store" he tripped, of course ( I relate to Alex on a spiritual level)
He was like "WELCOME TO MY HAIR CARE STORREEEE YOU JUST GOTTA PROVE YOUR NOT A BALD-" and fell right on his hip. Youch, I know. You feel his pain. He struggled to get back up and his cinnamon roll boyfriend showed up.
"Alex baby are you alright?" He said with such concern "I heard a loud thump"
John helped Alex get back up, with Daveeds still playing in the background.
"Ahh you were listening to Daveeds again! I told you not to dance to Hair Care Store in the bathroom! You know how slippery the floors get!"
John was such a mom, but Alex loved him anyways.
"I'm fine babe. I just feel a burning sensation in my hip, but I will live to see my glory."
John rolled his eyes and gave Alex a peck on the cheek. They both started to blush. I felt a tingle in my stomach. Aghhh I love them so much #lams. They both exited the bathroom and went into the kitchen.
*ding*
They heard a ring at the door bell.
"SQUEEE MY FRIENDS ARE HERE!" Alex squeeled.
It was first the Schuyler Sisters, then Burr and Theodosia. That was all Alex's friends... well I'll be dammed... Hercules and Lafayette were putting some final touches on the decorations.
Alex and I looked up at Lafayette who was blushing like crazy and staring at Peggy. Then I saw him scurry to his room, he was in there for quiet some time, Everyone of course had a few drinks, cause, booze. We all talked about classes,people, teachers, partners, you know the usual.
"You're such a teachers pet Alex" Aaron Burr (sir) said in a slurred voice and chuckled.
"Am not!" I defended
"Are too!" We argued like children. I felt like we argued a lot, like we were having disagreements for thirty years, yet we still hung out together like brothers.
"C'mon Alex you know Washington treats you like a son! You're his right hand man!"
Alex just rolled his eyes and took another sip of his drink.
"Hey Mes Amies!" Lafayette came over to chat with us.
"Hey Laff what's up?"
"Nothing really, hey just wondering how drunk are you all so far?"
We all started to chuckle.
"Okay so you won't remember some things, good to know!"
He took his soda over to the couch, and maybe karma hit him for saying that to us, but he tripped and spilled his soda all over Peggy. Everyone in the kitchen chuckled and started to burst into laughter.
Hercules was pretending to be a bar tender, he was underage just like Lafayette so they made sure no one got to crazyyyy.
*TIME CHECK: 12:40AM*
John: "Hey Herc! Can I get another drink here man" *drunken giggles and tripping*
Alex:Yeah! Let's have another round tonight!
Herc: "John, I think you've had enough"
John: *slapping Herc on the back a bit too hard* <slurred speech> "Whatta ya mean maaaaan?" *more giggles*
Herc: "I mean you're drunk and I'm not giving you any more alcohol"
Alex: *stumbles over* *whispers in Hercules ear*"Noooo Herc! Trust me! The little voice says we need another round of shots"
Your's truly : "I SAID NOTHING OF THE SORT"
Alex: "ssshhhhhh, James, he doesn't know that"
Herc: "What the... You know what? Whatever. Your 'little voice' didn't help your case. Now you're especially not getting more shots"
Yours truly: "oh hallelujah"
John: "Shut up, Shelly the third, you ruined our plan"
Angelica: *struts over* "Hey Herc! Can I get a shot here?"
Herc: "Sure, Ang"
Alex & John: *groaning* "Heeeeerc, that's not fair, you have Angelica some!
Herc: "The difference is Angelica isn't tipsy off her ass"
John:what the heck I gotta do to get another drink from youuuu?!
Alex: WhAT tHe HeCK i GotTA dO.
*more whining from Alex and John*
Alex: okayyyyy finneeeeee.
The two of them are holding on to each other trying not to fall. Of course, they end up falling.
"Hey can I get some help?" Alex screams.
"It's okay baby I gotchu fam, say no more" John whisper rambles.
John cannot get himself up either and they just keep falling. It is an endless circle of drunkenness.
Eventually they both give up and lay snuggled up to each other on the hard wooden floor of their dorm.
*TIME CHECK 3AM*
Everyone ended up getting home safely, Lafayette was bummed the whole night because of his Peggy situation. Hercules put all the drinks on a high (hehe get it high... I'll go home) shelf so Alex and John couldn't reach them. Alex and John were still snuggled up on the floor together.

*ITS MORNING LOVES*
Alex and John both woke up, very confused and they had a pounding headache.
"Agh what happened last night" Alex said rubbing his temples.
"I don't even remember." John whispers.
They smelt something coming from the kitchen which was only a few feet away.
"Aww that Lafayette, that cinnamon roll, making us breakfast" Alex thought to himself and I said. Man this is getting confusing.
Anyway John and Alex crawled their way into the kitchen and ate a bunch of crepts Lafayette had made. Lafayette had seemed awfully smiley that day.
"So Laff, what's with the cheesy smile?" Alex questioned "Are you just so excited to see me and John?"
Lafayette rolled his eyes and ate his crept.
"Aww c'mon just tell us Laff!" John cried.
Lafayette wiped the cream off his mouth and spoke.
"Mes Amies I might have a chance with Peggy!"
John and Alex both looked at each other
"YOU LIKE PEGGY?!" they questioned.
Lafayette nodded "Mhm!"
"I mean I would've gone for Angelica or Eliza but whatever floats your boat!" Alex joked.
John grunted and gave a big eye roll.
Alex turned around to see a sad Hercules Mulligan with a blanket cape standing in his door. Lafayette, John and Alex looked all confused at Hercules, but gave him some time alone.
We all shrugged and ate our crepts. Man I love a good crept.
Author again: all this talk about crepts is making me want one. Those damn French know how to make a good crept.
Hercules POV
As I was putting my blanket as a cape in my room I heard John and Alex scream
"YOU LIKE PEGGY?!"
My heart shattered. I know Laff was Pansexual, he was very open about it, and I was open about being Bi. But I never thought he would fall for Peggy. He was going to be mine. We were gonna be muellette... No one knew about my crush for Lafayette except you, William, you sarcastic voice in my head, oh yeah and you *looks in your direction*
I ran back into my room with my cape blanket flying behind me. I went into my bed and curled up into a little ball and just laid there.
Author again: IM ACTUALLY SATISFIED WITH THIS CHAPTER! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVERRR MY WRITERS BLOCK IS GONE
ITS 1:35AM MY MOM WILL KILL ME IF SHE FINDS OUT IM AWAKE AND WRITING THIS LATE SO GOOD NIGHT AND ENJOY THIS CHAPTER (((: