Ranger's Apprentice; The Final Pieces

Incorrect Quotes pt. 2 (ft. Will/Horace/Alyss)

Guten Tag, meine Freunden (gosh, I love Switzerland. Always did tbh, ever since I lived there years ago, lol). Anyhow, here's Incorrect Ranger's Apprentice Quotes part TWO. This time featuring and focussing on  Will, Horace and Alyss. VIEL SPAß <3

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Horace: "Will, you're like an angel with no wings."

Will: "... So like a person?"

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Will: "Guess what's in this box!"

Horace: "Coffee?"

Will: "No."

Horace: "Pie?"

Will: "No."

Horace: "Bacon?"

Will: "No."

Horace: "Freshly baked break with chicken?"

Will: "No. It's not food."

Horace: "Then who cares?"

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Alyss: *walking down the stairs* "Is something burning?"

Will: *leaning seductively against the counter* "Just my desire for you."

Alyss: "Will, the toaster is on fire."

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Will: "You can't go with me on a mission, it's too dangerous."

Alyss: "You know, I searched everywhere."

Will: "What?"

Alyss: "I looked through hundreds of files."

Alyss: "Searched through the trees."

Alyss: "I even searched my wardrobe."

Alyss: "But I still couldn't find where I asked for your opinion."

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Will: "Is there a word that's a mix between sad and mad?"

Alyss: "Disgruntled, miserable, desolated."

Evanlyn: "Smad."

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Alyss: "You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl."

Will: "I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Horace can fight in that dress either."

Horace: "Perhaps not. But I'd make a radiant bride."

(((Also possible with Evanlyn and Will and Horace's roles switched)))

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Will: "And I jumped off the roof unscathed."

Alyss: "You're bleeding from so many places."

Will: "I'm a little bit scathed."

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Horace: "You shouldn't insult people who are bigger than you."

Will: "But then I wouldn't get to insult anyone!"

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Will: "How do you just eat when there's a dead man lying there?"

Horace: "What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share or something?"