Ranger's Apprentice; The Final Pieces

Untitled Part 100

So. Yeah. Untitled Part 100. 100. One-hundred. Frankly, I still cannot believe that I am actually working on the 100th piece of this book. 

Halt: I told you this was gonna be cheesy. 

Pauline: Shush it, dear. Let this girl say what she has to say. After all, we're the ones showing up unexpectedly. 

...

Halt: *whispering* It doesn't seem like she's going to say anything though. 

Yeah, you know what, you caught me pretty off-guard, so yeah, I am pretty speechless right now. 

Pauline:  Don't be, dear. Don't let Halt distract you. 

Alright then. So here we are, at last. Approximately 674 days after I created this account.

Halt: That's a pretty exact number for an approximate guess. 

Will he shut up if I offer him coffee? I have honey!

Halt: I accept. 

Good. You can find it in the kitchen next-door, third shelve of the left and then the -

Halt: Found it!

I am not even bothering to say something about that. 

Pauline: You'd better not indeed, dear. If you have a few minutes, Alyss and Will should be joining us any second. 

Oh! That's totally fine! Really cool. I'll just finish this quickly, I guess. It's my 100th post in this story so it's pretty significant :)

Will: 100th post? That's pretty a pretty big achievement!

Will! Oh, hey. Didn't see you coming!

Alyss: Yeah, he tends to sneak up on people. Haven't gotten him off that yet. 

It's not a problem. I'm glad you're here! I have some exciting news to tell!

Halt: Is it just as exciting as last time, when you told us that people actually liked the stuff you wrote down?

Have some more coffee, Halt. 

Anyhow, as I'm sure you're aware, this is my 100th piece in this book. 

Halt: How could we not know? After all, it's only the fifth time that you've said it. 

Sixth time, really. I'm aiming for the 100 times. After all, it IS the 100th post. 

Halt: Okay, I'm going to get another cup of coffee. 

Will: I think I'm going to join you. Let the girls have their moment. 

Why thank you. Anyhow, apart from this being the 100th post, I also wanted to celebrated the fact that at this moment, this story has over 17K views, 1,73K votes and 6,4K comments. And that makes me thrilled!

Alyss: That's such an amazing achievement! Congratulations!

Pauline: Congratu-

Halt: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell is going on there? Who screamed?

Pauline: I am afraid that we have just been witnesses to Halt's screaming. 

Really? But it sounded like a little girl! Besides, since when does Halt scream?

Will: HAHAHAHAHAHA!