twenty-eight; Ain't ain't a word and you ain't gonna say it

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I LITERALLY GOT INTO THE BIGGEST FIGHT EVER IN SECOND GRADE OVER THIS.

i think I'll just stay in caps. MUCH COOLER.

THERE WAS THIS GIRL NAMED ASHLYN OR WHATEVER WHO I H A T E D. I HATED HER SO MUCH IF WE WERE THE LAST TWO ON A DESERTED ISLAND, I STILL WOULDN'T BEFRIEND HER.

ANYWAY. SO YEAH WE WERE ARGUING AND I SAID, "Ain't isn't a word" LIKE THE SASSY 2ND GRADER I WAS AND SHE SAID "yes it is" SO I WAS LIKE "um no sister do you watch Dr. Phil" (TOTALLY DIDN'T SAY THAT) THEN SHE ASKS THE TEACHER AND THE TEACHER SAYS, "It's slang" SO I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO WON.

AND NOW MY BROTHER... HE JUST STARTED SAYING IT AND I'M LIKE ''NO. no no no. Listen here, it ISN'T a WORD" AND MY MOM GOT ON TO HIM SO BAD WOW. 

IF YOU SAY AIN'T. I SUGGEST YOU STOP.

okay love you bye. 

more rants to come.  xox

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