forty-three; tongue problem

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Guys I literally cannot stick my tongue out. Only a little bit. 

Every time I go to the dentist they say "Have you been to speech therapy" or "Did you have your tongue clipped" and obviously not if you're asking me this question.

There's nothing wrong with my speech, I just can't stick my tongue out because of the muscle under my tongue. It isn't big enough or something; I don't know I'm not a dental hygienist. 

My friends think it's funny that I can't stick my tongue out so they'll go "well I can!" *sticks tongue out*.

That's great... real great. You must be so proud of your tongue skills.

I'm sorry I wasted your time on this. oops. 

more rants to come. xx

ps; don't ever type in tongue problems on Google..

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