Germanic Siblings A-Z

H is for Hot Beer!!!!

So long story short, Prussia had forgot his beer in his car for like two hours and it was a hot day.

So now it was hot.

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"West!!!" Prussia called out from the living room.

"What bruder?" Germany yelled from his office.

"Do you want some beer?!"

"Sure!!"

Prussia walked into Germany's office and handed him the beer.

"Bruder?"

"Yes?"

"Why is this hot?"

"Because I left it in the car."

Germany gave Prussia a 'WTF' look, "Then why didn't you put it in the refrigerator before giving it to me?"

"West just drink the beer."

"Put it in the refrigerator first."

"West stop being so picky. Just drink the beer."

"No."

"West!!"

"Nein!!!"

"I made it for you!!!!"

"No you didn't!! Knowing you, you most likely left it in a car where it got hot."

Prussia was quiet.

"That's what happened isn't it?" Germany sighed.

Prussia slammed his hands on the table, "Dammit West, just drink the beer!!"

"Why don't you drink it yourself!?!"

"There's alot of hot beer West!!! How am I going to drink all of it!?!"

"I don't know bruder, find a way!!! I'm not drinking this!!!!"

Prussia took the bottle, "Fine, I'll find somebody who will!!" He marched out of the office, grabbed the other beer bottles, and headed out to the car.

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Austria was playing his piano but then stopped.

It was quiet.

Too quiet all of a sudden.

He sighed and backed away from the window, "Three, two, one, and...."

Prussia jumped through the window.

Austria had his arms crossed, "I was expecting you Gilbert."

Over the years of his windows being broken because of Prussia and sometimes the rest of the BTT jumping through his window, Austria had learned to sense them coming.

He was really considering putting a brick wall in front of there.

He sighed and shook his head, "What is it Prussia?"

"Do you want a beer?'

Austria gave him a 'WTF' look, "you came all this way to ask me if I wanted a beer?"

"Ja," he responded coolly, "So do you want one?"

"Will it make you go away?"

Prussia rolled his eyes, "Yeah."

Austria quickly took it.

He was about open it, but then stopped. He slowly turned to Prussia, "Gilbert?"

"Ja."

"Why is this hot?"

"Because I left it in my car."

He once again gave Prussia a 'WTF' look, "Then why are you giving this to me?"

"Roddy just drink it."

"Gilbert, why didn't you put this in the refrigerator first?"

"Drink it Roddy."

"I don't want to."

"Drink it!!"

"No!!"

"Drink it!!"

"I'm not going too!!"

"Drink it or I will-"

"Hungary!!!"

Hungary came rushing down the steps with her infamous frying pan.

Prussia screamed, grabbed the beer, and jumped out the window.

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Prussia jumped through the window at Switzerland's house.

He heard Gunther barking, the dog ran in the room and stopped barking when he saw Prussia.

"Hey Gunther, it's the awesome me," Prussia started to pet him.

"Gunther, what is it!?!" Switzerland ran in the room with his gun. He stopped when he saw Prussia, "Oh it's you." He pointed his gun at Prussia, "Your paying for that window."

Prussia quickly nodded, he took out a beer, "You want some beer?"

Switzerland gave him a blank stare before slowly nodding.

Who jumps into someone's window and then offers them a beer?

Prussia handed him the beer, "Why is it hot?" Switzerland asked.

Prussia sighed, "Just drink it."

"No."

"Drink it!!!"

"No!!"

Gunther was just watching them go back and forth.

"Drink it right now or I'll-"

Switzerland pointed his gun at him and cocked it, "Or you'll do what?"

"Bruder, why are you about shoot our bruder?" A voice behind them asked.

Gunther walked over to Liechtenstein who picked him up and started to rub his stomach while looking at her two brothers in curiosity.

"Lily!!!" Prussia called out, "Save me!!"

Liechtenstein walked in front of Prussia with Gunther causing Switzerland to put his gun down.

Prussia gave his brother a smug grin before looking at Liechtenstein, "Hey Lily you want a beer?"

She nodded.

Prussia handed her a beer.

"Why's it hot?" She asked.

"I left it in my car."

"She's not going to drink it." Switzerland said.

"You want to bet?" Prussia asked.

"Sure, 1,000."

"5000."

"So you left beer in your car and now your giving it to me?" Liechtenstein asked.

Prussia nodded.

She shrugged, "Oh okay," she drank the beer, and shrugged again, "It's pretty good." She looked at Switzerland, "Pay Prussia's his 5,000."

She put Gunther on the ground, "Let's go Gunther," They started to walk out the house where Hungary was waiting in her car so they could go hang with Ukraine, Belgium, and Beluras.

Switzerland just stood there in shock while Prussia was doing a dance. He called up Germany, "Lily drank my beer West!!! Unlike you!!"

Germany on the other end just sighed and shook his head.