troublemakers

Hello From The Other Side

A/N: alpha's around 5x prettier than the picture. But it's close enough.

"good evening everyone. And how are we on this fine night?"
The group nodded their heads, and said they were fine.
"good to hear! Now then, do we have our research of the three assassins girls?"
"yes sir." they said as they placed the folders on the transparent circular table.
"ah, good. Who wants to go first then?"
"I will sir." one of the girls spoke up confidently. She cleared her throat.
"assassin number one goes by the name of Sugar Sweet. And trust me, she takes that name to the extreme. All, and I mean all of her weapons are sweet related in some way, whether it's her giant gummy bear grenades or her malteser bullets."
The person next to her began to laugh.
" Oi, shut it! I haven't finished yet!"
The laughing stopped.
" now then... As well as this, she is very attractive, and this can come as an excellent weapon too, especially against men. She is brilliant in combat, but can also shoot a gun and almost always get a bullseye. But, her weakness is energy. She prefers to use powerful, short bursts of energy, but this can tire her out quickly. Also, she is an extremely selfless person - her friends will always come before her. This can be a very handy weakness to remember. And a final tip - watch out. She has a sword, and she is definitely not afraid to use it."
Her boss nodded his head.
" very good ginger. Now then, who wants to go next? Alpha?"
She sighed. She brushed back a strand of her short hair, and then opened up her folder.
" essence of envy, assassin number two. Probably the most sane - or just the least crazy - out of her trio. Her strengths rely in being close up but unseen. Remember, she wears dark pieces of clothing, so it's easier for her to hide. She's best with a pistol, known only as 'fate', but when you do find her and bring her out of the shadows (which is hard enough,) she has fantastic skills with her knife. As for weaknesses: well, she's not great with heights for starters. She can take it for a while, but soon she starts hyperventilating. Also, she's not the fastest out the lot, so if it's not going well, running away is always an option. And finally, her worst weaknesses is gay couples and dogs. She loves both, so if all else fails, either go and snog someone of the same gender, or throw a puppy at her."
Alpha collapsed back in her chair.
" well done, alpha, very informative! And finally, our fireball - time to shine."
Fire stretched her arms out, before shaking them and then picking up her own folder.
OK. Our third assassin is dinosaur donuts."
Laughter danced around the room, and almost the whole table had smiles on their faces.
"quiet!" the leader shouted. Silence came back again. "continue."
"donuts, similar to sweet, has slightly crazy weapons, but she can use them flawlessly. Grenades, guns, pistols: you name it, she can kill you with basically anything. But, her good strength leads to a better weakness - her combat. Stuck in a fight with no weapons, she's an easy target."
Fire put the folder down and did a mini fist pump under the table.
" good girl fire. You never fail to please me." he sat up in his chair.
" now then," he began to address the whole table." ladies, and gentlemen. They have three assassins, all of which you can now stop and get rid of. You know what to watch out for, and how to make them suffer. There are five of you. Five. This should be nothing more than a small challenge. Am I right?"
"yes." the group answered.
"yes what?"
"yes sir." they rolled their eyes.
"there we go!" he beamed. "I hope you're ready SPs. We're coming for you!" he laughed.