Dear reader
Seriously? You start like that? Come on, boring!
Donuts, just let her write.
Ugh, fine, but I'm just saying it sounds stupid.
Finished?
Yep
Good. So, as I was saying, dear reader. Hi! It's sugar here. Now, obviously I know you think I'm a fictional character - I mean duh, this didn't come under non fiction didn't it? Well, yeah. But that doesn't mean we're not real. We made sure we put it under random, so that you wouldn't believe we were real.
Not that that was necessary though - some of us seem a little unrealistic anyway.
Are you calling me unrealistic?
No, of course not. An assassin named dinosaur donuts is very real.
Envy's right, some of us don't seem very real. But, trust me, we are unbelievably real. Us lot, demon, diamonds, zodiac: we're all here. But, don't be scared - we won't hurt you.
Or will we?
No, we won't donuts. By the time they're reading this, we'll already be gone.
Oh yeah. Which cou-
Shush!! We don't want to give our next location away!
Or our next story.
Yes, or that. I think that one will be a great book too. Anyway, as I was saying, we're all here. And now you know. Still don't believe me? I'm not surprised, my persuasive skills aren't the best. I'm just warning you. To wrap this up, there's a great quote from harry Potter,
Oh God, not harry Potter again.
Shut it donuts.
Alright. Fine.
Thank you envy. Yes, to finish, a quote from harry potter:
"of course it's all in your head. But that doesn't mean it's not real."
Sugar out.
Envy out.
Me? Come on, Dino donuts is in! I am in da house brov! I am in da zooone, in da-
DONUTS!
SHUT UP!
fine fine. Donuts out. 👋
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troublemakers
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