A Divergent Turn Of Events (Funny Yet Fourtris Fanfiction)

Part 1

I DO NOT OWN DIVERGENT OR THE CHARACTERS.

This is my first ever attempt at writing a story/fan fiction but this idea just came to me and I had to write it down.
Please try to be nice with your comments although constructive criticism is welcome.

-Slightly AU

The story is set in the book divergent - somewhere after the first initiation test at Dauntless but before the second. In the book it sort of makes out Tris isn't that pretty but in this story please just imagine she is.
Other things you should know..............

Tris and Four are not yet together but are starting to feel the attraction, the dorm room is shared by both males and females, Al is still alive and Edward still here, Tris is not scared of intimacy, Will and Christina are a couple, Peter hasn't tried to kill Tris or Edward but there is still a mutual dislike towards him, Eric has a slight soft spot for tris (not in a romantic way though), Uriah hates nakedness (makes him feel awkward) and Uriah and the rest of the gang (apart from Four) do not fancy Tris, They just think she's hot.

{different POV'S throughout}

{.........Christina's POV...............}

''In about 5 minutes you bunch of pansycakes are all gonna love me'' Uriah beamed proudly as he joined me and the rest of the initiates at the lunch table. ''Or at least most of you'' he added glancing warily in my direction as he perched himself down on the bench opposite.

As he sat down I couldn't help but notice that his top looked bumpy as though he had something stuffed up it, but I let it go. I wasn't in the mood for Uriah's weird sense of humour. Who the hell still says pansycake nowadays anyway?

''What have you done this time?'' said Will next to me raising his eyebrows.

''You'll have to wait and see, but trust me you're gonna like it'' he replied wiggling his eyebrows and trying to hide the smirk on his face.

I rolled my eyes at this and continued to chew my mashed potatoes. Typical Uriah, always wanting to be the centre of attention. For the next few minutes I carried on my conversation with Will although I couldn't help but notice Uriah repeatedly checking his watch almost every 10 seconds''. After watching him for another minute or so I finally gave in.

''Alright spill you're doing my head in with that bloody watch'' I snapped.

''No way, it'll be so much funnier if you don't see it coming'' he replied, the pig's mouth still full of whatever food he had just shovelled into it.

Having finally lost my patience I responded quite aggressively to this. ''You're gonna tell me what you have done or I'm going to come over there and put that watch so far up your....''.

''CHRISTINA!'' said Will sternly.

The others now began to take notice of what was happening at this end of the table.

Knowing he hated my use of bad language I softened my gaze to look at him and whispered a quick sorry before glaring right back at Uriah. ''I will physically show you what the end to that sentence was going be if you do not answer me in 5.....4.....3.....2.....1.....''

I went to stand up but was stopped by Uriah's quick outburst. ''okay, okay sit down and I'll tell you all quickly before she comes''.

''Before who comes'' asks Al finally piping up from next to Will.

Although he didn't need to answer this question, I knew from that cheeky glint in his eye that there was only one person he could be talking about. The only person who wasn't sat at the table with us. Tris. This had been going on for days now, both of them pranking and playing tricks on one another. It had all started in the dorm room when Uriah made a sexist comment about how women belong in the kitchen and demanded that Tris go and make him a sandwich. To our surprise, she actually did. We put it down to the fact she was born in abnegation and was used to doing what she was told. Even though i knew she was trying so hard to prove to everyone that she was no longer a 'stiff'. Or at least that was our guess until Uriah took a bite, pulled the most hilarious face and spat it straight back out again. Barely missing my feet by an inch. Turns out she had made him an actual 'sandwich'. We all laughed so hard that Edward actually wet himself. This made us laugh even harder (and him pee even faster). Even Eric when he came to see what was going on couldn't help but smirk. Unfortunately for Tris, the next day Uriah got her back during training. He replaced the clean tap water from her bottle with toilet bowl water. He then waited until she drank it all before giving himself the pleasure of telling her. Serves Uriah right that she threw up all over his feet. Four then kindly gave her his water to drink afterwards which was weird seeing as he never normally gets friendly with us initiates. He tends to keep himself to himself, only speaking up when he has to. The pranks have been never ending since then and they have carried on pranking each other. the pranks have included ;cling film over the toilet bowl; a terrible makeover; hot sauce in a drink and the latest one pulled by Uriah; food colouring in Tris's shampoo. This is where she is now; trying to wash the blue out of her hair.

''What the hell have you done to Tris'' I demanded.

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