A Divergent Turn Of Events (Funny Yet Fourtris Fanfiction)

Part 9

Part 9.....................

A/N - A big thanks to all those still reading this far and also a congratulations to my best friend Faye who has finally decided to read it after me asking her for like a week.

Just a quick one to keep you interested, sorry if it's a bit boring.

*This is starting from the end of chapter 7 (but after Uriah's little flashback if you know what I mean)

Here's a little reminder of what happened so you don't have to go back.

"So, Uriah, how do I look in this towel? As good as you expected?" I asked, eyebrows raised so he knew I wanted an answer.

"Umm......well....umm....g-g-good" he mumbled nervously still not making eye contact.

"Aww diddum's, am I making you nervous? Am I scaring you?"

With this both Uriah and Fours head shot up; Uriah now making direct eye contact. I could see he was scared.

Four was looking directly at me now and I knew he was trying to communicate something through his glare; I didn't even acknowledge him. I just continued to smirk at Uriah.

Everyone else was giving us confused looks. This is going to be fun.

{..................Tris's POV..................}

A few minutes passed, everyone on the table continuing to glance confusingly between me, Four and Uriah.

"Okay I'm just gonna go ahead and say it" Said Al, finally interrupting the awkward silence. "What the hell is going on and why does Uriah look like he's about to shit his pants?"

I looked between both Uriah and Four, all the while still smirking, before answering Al's question. "I think I'll let Uriah answer that one, eh Uriah". He just continued to glare at me. "What about you Four, I think we both know, you know what I'm going on about" I said now turning my attention towards him.

"And me and you both also know that I can't say anything" he answered, his voice cold.

"Looks like it's going to have to be me then"

"what's gonna have to be you? I'm really confused" Christina whined.

"I, Christina, am going to tell you exactly why this big Pansycake here can hardly look at me, and hasn't been able to for 90% of the time I've been sat here in this towel" I exclaimed as though it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Everyone (of course) looked straight to Uriah, who at this moment in time was looking right at me; great timing Uriah.

"NO......Please Tris......I'm begging you....Just don't" Uriah pleaded

"Do you remember me asking for your opinion?...No?...Me neither, so zip it" I snapped. I am not falling for his little sob story. Before I know it I'll be head first into a toilet bowl faster than I can say 'Uriah's a Pansycake'.

"Four please tell her, she might listen to you, tell her she can't". His pleads were becoming really annoying now.

"Well Tris I really think that................" Four began before being interrupted.

"HA...he's the reason I'm sat here right now doing this to you" I proclaimed, looking directly at Four.

"WHAT?!" both Uriah and Four exclaimed at the same time.

"Don't you remember?" I ask Four. "Don't get angry, Get even".

"By even I meant put food colouring in his shampoo, not tell the whole of Dauntless his biggest fucking fear" he replied exasperated.

"Wait a minute; one of my brother's biggest fears includes Tris in a towel" asks an amused Zeke from next to Uriah. Everyone but Four and Uriah laughed at just the thought of it.

"More like the thought of me out of the towel" I stated simply.

Everyone stared dumbfounded at what I'd just said.

"Tris" Four hissed from the other end of the table. I just ignored him.

"Hang on a minute, are you saying what I think you're saying?" asks Peter cautiously.

"Yes Peter, Our dear old Pansycake of a friend here is scared of Nudity".

There was silence. Then.........everyone roared with laughter. Well everyone but Four and Uriah. Uriah's face was bright red and he couldn't meet anyone's eyes. He was obviously humiliated. Good, the sneaky bastard deserved it. Four just looked on at him sympathetically. This surprised me; I was starting to think he felt no emotions for anyone but himself. I think he actually looks quite hot when he's caring for people.

SHUT UP TRIS, DON'T GET DISTRACTED!

It took almost ten minutes for everyone to calm down. Mainly because Zeke had gotten onto the table and started doing a strip tease for Uriah, whilst at the same time singing Tom Jones 'sex bomb'. That is one funny dude. What made it a hundred times funnier was the tattoo artist Tori. She came and put a dollar down his pants, followed by a few of the other female members of Dauntless. Uriah's expression was that of mixed horror and dread out of what someone might do next. Even Four had to laugh at this; and by fuck is his laugh sexy. The whole time he was laughing I was just staring like some sort of freak stalker whilst biting my lip. "Close your mouth, there's a train coming" is what Christina had whispered to me between laughs. I scowled at her and wiped the drool from my chin. Unknowingly to me, Four had witnessed the whole interaction between me and my best friend and was now smirking proudly.

"What I want to know is why the 'stiff'..."

"Watch it" I hissed as Zeke said the dreaded nickname.

"Sorry, why TRIS knows all about your 'nudity' issues and not me, your own brother" he asked still smiling although I could see the hurt in his eyes.

"I'd quite like to know that as well" said an intrigued Four.

Shit, he isn't gonna like this answer.

"I bet him and her got it on and poor scared little Uriah refused to show her his birthday suit!" gloated Peter.

"Ewwwwww, No!" Me and Uriah both screamed at the same time.

"How bout you shut your mouth Peter, before I shut it for you" Four came at him sternly. Everyone just stared at him open mouthed. Four never stuck up for initiates. Who was this and what did he do with my Four. Four...I mean Four. He's not mine obviously. STUPID TRIS.

"Yeah your right, even he could do so much better than someone who looks like she lives in a bloody zoo" Peter mumbled.

"Yeah well, someone has to keep you company" Christina put smugly, in my defence. This made him turn bright red and give her a death glare. He had nothing to say back to this.

"Meow girl" Edward said as he clawed like a cat.

"You still haven't answered my question, how did you find out?" Four interrupted.

Damn it, he wasn't letting it go.

"Well............."

"It was actually your fault" Uriah butted in, staring right at Al.

"WHAT?!"

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A/N - Thanks for reading, next chapters a flashback as to how Tris found out, hopefully you will find it amusing

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(Btw sorry for any spelling/punctuational errors, if you see any please let me know so I can correct them)