Credit to the internet!
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Percy: whooo I can drink legally now
Percy: *goes to a bar*
Percy: What's the bluest drink you sell?
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It took Percy 10 books to figure out how to use Riptide as a pen. To clarify, Annabeth figured it out.
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Percy: #YOLO
Hazel: YOLOHNILT
Percy: huh..?
Hazel: You only live once ha no I lived twice
Hazel's got sass!!
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Percy's social media
His Snapchat stories and Instagram feed, are full of Annabeth.
-His Twitter, on the other hand, is just random and full questions that he has at like 2 am, plus that random picture of the seal he met at the beach that was complaining about the weather.
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If your ever stuck on a decision, just think, "What would Percy do?" and then do the exact opposite.
That will work
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You just realized
Khione cause Caleo! Love her now!
hmmmm
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To the 7, fears?
Bricks- Jason
Spiders- Annabeth
Love- Piper
Fire- Frank
Annabeth- Leo
My curse- Hazel
Red- Percy
You are truly one of a kind, Percy- Annabeth
You underestimate my powers- Percy
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Jason: Will and Nico sitting in a tree
Nico: Jason get away from me
Percy: First comes love, then comes marriage
Will: Then comes the son of Poseidon with spinal damage
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Every time I eat a blue corn chip I think of Percy Jackson
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little annabeth who always prided herself on being smart, finding out it's only because of her mom.
little percy who always prided himself on being a good swimmer, finding out it's only because of his dad.
little stolls and luke who always prided themselves on being cunning, finding out it's only because of their dad.
little silena who always prided herself on doing really good makeup, finding out it's only because of her mom.
demigods priding themselves on things, and finding out it's only because of their godly parent is the saddest thing
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I found this on someone's tumblr and thought it was hilarious, so here it is. It's not mine.
The Apollo kids' band:
It's a hot mess
Especially because even those kids who ARE musically gifted can be gifted in so many ways
French horn players, violinists, electric bass guitarists, lute players, people who can do Then the people who just cannOT and are tone deaf and they still play but it's just a m e s s
They can never agree on a name and change it every two weeks and it's currently the Sunshine Kids
Previous names were:
Big Yellow Bus
Ball in the sky
Drmr
Frog
Little Sunshine
:-)
Me, an intellectual
Oedipus (because Chiron wouldn't let them go with their first choice)
They have to vote every time someone wants a new name because d e m o c r a c y , and they hold the vote as a caucus because d e m o c r a c y and it always ends up with some poor kid bursting into tears because of the pressure and the two most hype kids running around screaming (usually at each other)
The really terrible kids with absolutely no talent usually try and get out of performing but there's that one girl who keeps everyone else in line who just goes NOPE and calls them on their bull and (usually) drags them to the front of the stage
They do performances like every couple of weeks, whenever Chiron deems the camper's ears have healed enough from last time.
*Giggles*
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I know it's short but thanks for reading anyway. Again, I came up with NONE OF THESE. They are all from the internet.
-Blue Raven
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✔️ F is for Fandom -Fandom Jokes and Randomness
Randoma compilation of book related memes and tumblr threads about these series: harry potter divergent the hunger games the lunar chronicles the mortal instruments/the infernal devices/ the dark artifices throne of glass a few extra randoms thrown in th...
