Hey guys! I'm so sorry it's been so long. It's been nearly a month! Because of your patience, you get two chapters today! Enjoy!
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Did you know that
'Jace Herondale'
Spelled backwards is
'Ecaj Eladnoreh'
Which means
Perfection
In a language I just made up
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Jace: No one calls Jonathan/Jace Christopher Wayland Mogenstern Lightwood Herondale a thief!
Simon: No one's got the time.
TMI
Family Reunion:
Jace: Have you always dressed like a girl?
Will: Have you always been so obnoxious?
Jace: If you mean by obnoxious innately attractive, then yes.
Will: *to Jem* What the hell is this?
Jem: Your offspring, your problem.
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When Sebastian was born:
Jocelyn: Is it a boy or girl?
Doctor: Congrats. It's an asshole.
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Me: Mom, where's my stele?
Mom: You what?
Me: The thing I use to mark myself to protect myself from demons
Mom: Oh, you mean your sharpie.
why is this so true
i'm literally a hot mess
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Valentine in COB: Clarissa? Not a name I would have chosen.
No, if it were up to him, he probably would've named her Jonathan.
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Valentine on father's day:
Valentine: Why hasn't my daughter called me? It's father's day.
Valentine: Or my bastard son?
Valentine: Or my genetically-altered-not-son
Valentine:
Valentine: Oh right I hate all of them
Valentine:
Valentine: I am an amazing father.
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Jace: *hacks into Alec's computer*
Simon: how'd you do that?
Jace: his user and password is Magnus
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Alec: Last time I checked, your name didn't include 'Arrogant Asshole.'
Jace: Well... when did you last check because my name has changed like 5 times since last week.
haha this is so true
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Jace
Jace who?
Well... it really depends.
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Welcome to the mortal instruments fandom!
You should know..
-We call ourselves shadowhunters
-We support gay rights
-MALEC IS KING
-We have a fear of ducks
-Everyone is 100% so done with Jace's bullshit but we still love him
-don't touch Jace's mangoes
-Herondales are hella attractive
-Magnus is like our god of glitter
yup we should have a guide book to the obsessive tmi fandom
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I bet at Magnus's party he originally thought Alec was the herondale but then Jace opened his mouth and said two words, and Magnus was just like, "yep he's the asshole, that's the Herondale."
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You know you're in too deep when the first insult that comes to mind is ducking glass mole
lmao this is me every day
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Simon: I love you
Clary: I'm sorry Simon, you're like a brother to me, I could never date you
Simon:...
Simon:But Jac-
Clary: Shut up
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We read Cassie Clare books to make us feel better about our pathetic love lives.
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Hope you guys enjoyed! Love you all <3
-Blue Raven
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