How many slytherines does it take to wash a floor?
One to blackmail a hufflepuff
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People wonder why girls always go in groups to the bathroom
I mean, it's kinda obvious
when they went alone,
Hermione got turned into a furry cat lady
Ginny got abducted
Myrtle died
ect
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How many students does it take to replace a lightbulb?
one slytherin to break it
3 hufflepuffs to hold a ladder
1 gryffindor to scale the latter and fix the bulb
1 ravenclaw to stand there and reason that they could have just used magic
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I think Harry needs a little help with naming. Next thing we know, he'll be naming his kids after Bellatrix and Voldemort and Lucius.
Also, why didn't Ginny interfere? That is my life question.
By the way, watch Studio C! They have me dying.
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✔️ F is for Fandom -Fandom Jokes and Randomness
Randoma compilation of book related memes and tumblr threads about these series: harry potter divergent the hunger games the lunar chronicles the mortal instruments/the infernal devices/ the dark artifices throne of glass a few extra randoms thrown in th...
