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The (Shadowhunters chronicles) -Jokes

Hi guys! It's been a while, I know! Sorry! I've been working on a different story! Here's your chapter:

(Oh yeah, I forgot: So basically everything in this book that is an EXCERPT from a book (for example, some of the stuff Will says below) are stuff that I have found and just want to share cuz I found the quote sad or hilarious or something, but everything else is from GOOGLE WORSHIP GOOGLE) (Nah not really)

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I literally cannot stand the fact that the only reason the world is still around is because of Wessa's passionate love.

Tessa's angel marked Will's skin

Ever since every Herondale has had that mark

Imogen Herondale saved Jace because he had that mark an she recognized he was the last of the Herondale's

Without Jace Clary and Isabelle an Alec and Simon could not have gone to the demon dimension and killed Jonathan...wow i'm dying

I will never get over this fact

Okay guys, when I found this I was like OMG WHAT THIS IS AMAZHANG....

I HAD to share it with you

and then it hit me

Feel free to cry now

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I'll cheer you up now

When someone says tmi

And you immediately respond with

YOU READ THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS?!

And everyone stares at you

I swear it's the most blank looks you will ever get

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Jace proposing the Herondale way:

Jace: Of course you can have a true shadowhunter name. You can have mine

Clary: Which one?

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  Have any of you noticed the tmi books say 14+ on the back? 

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I sigh at Kit's unknowingness

Pg 298, Lord of Shadows

(Kit in the London institue)

"The weapons were carefully locked away, [Kit] didn't know how to sell candlesticks on the street, and though there were valuable first editions of books in the enormous library, most of them had been scribbled in by some idiot named Will H.

Meanwhile, in Heaven, Will is laughing his head off at his sort-of-descendant

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Why I love Will:

"You are not serious suggesting," Charlotte said, "that the worm-that Benedict should have been subdued and restrained, are you, Josiah? He was in the last stages of the pox! He had gone mad and become a worm!"

"He could have become a worm and then gone mad," Will said diplomatically. "We cannot be entirely sure."

And then

Charlotte, who had sagged back in her, her eyes half closed, said, "Will, I have already been up all night copying down the relevant parts. Much of it was-"

"Gibberish?" Jem suggested.

"Pornographic?" Will said at the same time.

"Could be both," Will said. "Haven't you ever heard of pornographic gibberish before?"

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Alec's life song:

Do re mi fa so done with jace

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  I'm glad they're making shadowhunters so maybe I can finally figure out how to pronounce like 50% of the words in tmi 

ehhh I don't know how to feel about shadowhunters, like the actors are fine, and I mean because they ARE a show, they can technically stray from the plot... but it's still annoying

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Did you know that

'Jace Herondale'

Spelled backwards is

'Ecaj Eladnoreh'

Which means

Perfection

In a language I just made up

Pretty much

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Anyway, thanks for reading! Love you guys!