Hiya! Chappie for you!
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FANGIRL STUFF
In a dream you meet:
Birth month:
January: Augustus Waters
February: Ron Weasley
March: Percy Jackson
April: Harry Potter
May: Peeta Mellark
June: Finnick Odair
July: Tobias Eaton
August: Caleb Prior
September: Jace Wayland
October: Gale Hawthorne
November: Maxon Schreave
December: Fred Weasley
Where you meet:
Eye color:
Blue: At a bookstore
Brown: Online
Green:At the movies
Other: At a concert
You do:
Shirt color:
Green: Make out
Blue: Hang out
Black: Watch a movie
Red: Bake a cake
Pink or purple: Stalk people on IG
Other: rant about stuff
After:
Hair color:
Black: get his number
Blonde: become best friends
Brown: Be awkward around each other all the time
Red: Hate each other
Other: Never see each other again
Cool! I met Jace and hung out with him in a Bookstore! Yay! Afterward we became best friends!
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OTP
'One true pairing?'
More like 'Oh The Pain'
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Okay, this is completely accurate:
Take the nearest book to you
Open it to page 206
Read the sentence at the top of the page
It describes your love life perfectly.
Okay, then. "Holly scuffs off his hands as if he's been handling something dirtier than water from the tide pool." Sounds like I have a nice love life.
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Person: You're smiling at your phone. Did your boyfriend text you?
Me: I'm reading fanfiction
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Person: So, which book is your favorite?
Me: Like my top ten?
Person: No. Your favorite.
Me: Series?
Person: No. Just pick one favorite book.
Me: Uhhh... *brain short circuits*
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That feeling that your favorite character is really hot but they're part of your OTP so you're just stuck between:
MARRY ME
And then
NO WAIT MARRY THEM
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Me after finishing a really good book:
Me: *Finishes book*
Me: *closes book slowly*
Me:*inhales slowly*
Me: *exhales slowly*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:*PTERODACTYL SCREECHES*
Me:*DYING WHALE NOISES*
Me:*LION ROARS*
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It's 2017. Why haven't we invented comfortable reading positions yet?
This is so true.
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Me: I like reading because it's so relaxing.
Me: *screams at book*
Me: *throws book at wall*
Me: *cries over dead character for weeks on end*
Me: *curses author's name into the wind*
Me: So relaxing
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Friend: Seriously, who's your crush?
Me: *opens mouth*
Friend: I mean REAL PEOPLE
Me: *opens mouth again*
Friend: I mean REAL PEOPLE WHO KNOW OF YOUR EXISTENCE
Me: *closes mouth*
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Thanks for reading and all support that's been given! Bye!
-Blue Raven
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