Hi guys! It's been a while! Sorry!
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Person: It's only a book...
Me: And hell's only a sauna
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How to die if you're a fangirl:
1)Forget to sleep cuz your too busy reading
2) Read while crossing the road
3) Get a feels overload and explode
4) Hyperventilate and pass out b/c you see a cute picture of your otp
5) Pretend your dauntless and jump off a cliff
6) Jump into Tartarus after percabeth
7) When your ship sinks you drown with them
8) Scream at your otp so loud your lungs fall out
9) Buy the last copy of a particular book in a shop and then get killed by a bunch of other fangirls who wanted it
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When you just can't bring yourself to pick up the last book, because you know then the series will be over,
But you can't get any sleep at night because of guilt
An because the book is quietly singing to you
"Hello from the other sideeee...
I've been sitting on this shelf for 8 fucking monthsss..."
Oh and also you owe about 100 dollars in overdue library books"
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DEAR READING SLUMP, PLEASE GO AWAY, I CAN'T LIVE WITH YOU ANOTHER DAY
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I decided staying up an reading my book all night. That was more important than me being mentally present in the morning.
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Mom: Get off your phone and reed a book
Me: You have no idea
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I long for the day when Harry Potter is considered classic literature, so my ridiculously extensive knowledge can be considered intellectual, like it would be if it were Shakespeare or Dickens, rather than just a little sad
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Do you ever stop to realize that the normal common person doesn't even know what a ship is or canon means?
We probably all just sound like pirates
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Thanks for reading!
Love you guys!
-Blue Raven
YOU ARE READING
✔️ F is for Fandom -Fandom Jokes and Randomness
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