'Ello. I'm back! With another chapter! Wooo!
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I am not a psychopath; I am a high-functioning fangirl.
DO YOUR RESEARCH
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Teacher: Hello class, we are starting our Greek and Roman history unit today. Does anybody know anything about the mythology?
Me: *Grins*
Me: *Waves hand around in the air*
Me: *Starts hyperventilating*
Me: *Screams*
Me: *Faints from excitement*
Teacher:
Classmates:
Principal:
The Olympians:
Mom, when they get her to school: Oh, she'll be fine in an hour or two. Or you could just wave a book in her face. She likes the smell of them.
Teacher:
Classmates:
Principal:
The Olympians:
The friend I used to have: Ohhkay. That's it. *Shuffles desk over to the other side of the room*
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Me: *slams book shut* Forget about the happy ever after! I just want them to LIVE!
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I just want to be sitting in a bookstore reading one of my favorite books, and have a cute boy come over and he's carrying the same book, and sit down next to me and talk and rant about books with me, and for us to start dating, and then get married and have kids and still read together. IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK?!?!?!
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I may seem plenty kind and nice, but if you borrow my book and forget to return it, I will break into a level of crazy that makes you nightmares look like a happy place.
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If I actually put down my book for you, you're special.
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The problem with being rude to your parents: They pay for your internet.
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Trying to explain fandom stuff to parents:
Me: So, there's also this stuff called shipping, now that we've covered fanfiction...
Parents: *blank stare*
Me: rEaLLY guys! Did you even hear a thing I just said?
Parents: Sorry, darling, no we didn't. Could you start from the top? Maybe a little slower?
Me: *huffs* It's like trying to explain America to aliens from mars that don't speak English!
Brother from the other side of the room: YOU'RE the alien from mars!
Me: *whips around and glares at him.* Says YOU. YOU don't understand the stressful life of a fangirl! *Stalks away*
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Keyboard smashing
Definition:
(n) Keyboard smashing is a technique in online writing people (typically fangirls) use to express their feelings on a subject, what they call 'the feels.'
Example:
May I just tell you how MUCH I love this ship just they are so cute and ASGDJK;FG;AJKL'SD
Example two:
Moderate fan: , check out this picture of Solangelo! Its so cute!
Fangirl: ALJFSUGKU:AGSFULUASFGHLUIAAHFDUHIUSHF
Moderate fan: ...Are you okay?
Fangirl: NOOOOOOOOOOOO ASHLUASFUIAFAOFHOUEGUAIEBIBIFHOWAH!!!
Moderate fan: What does that even mean?
Fangirl: It's a keyboard smash, it means my feels were overloaded.
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-Blue Raven
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